@Meddler: Why are there still no Voodoo-esque Champions?
You'd think with how easily Valve and Blizzard got Voodoo-users into their MOBAs, Riot would've made one by now. Yes, there was that Tabu guy, but he got axed in favor of Swain over 5 years ago.
So why don't we have a spooky Voodoo user in League? Worried about offending certain audiences?