RIOT HATES DRAGONS

Poske··2 votes·956 views

WE DO NOT HAVE A SINGLE DRAGON CHAMPION (sorry but shyvana doesnt count even as a 10% dragon)

But guess what WE ARE GETTING A NEW DRAGON. **From the eastern culture ? ** Except THAT GODAMN ASIAN PEOPLE DONT HAVE GODAMN FKING DRAGONS

THEY HAVE STUPID FLYING SNAKES WITH MUSTACHE CALLED WYRM

IF WE GET A FKING FLYING SNAKE WITH MUSTACHE WE LL NEVER HAVE PROPER DRAGON SINCE Riot thinks that flying snakes with mustache count as one AND THEY DOTN WANT TO RECREATE STUFF

WE have 129031283901283 HUMAN CHAMPIONS AND NOT A SINGLE DRAGON FKING DISCRIMINACY

HOW MANY DRAGONSLAYER SKINS ARE THERE? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW MANY? THEY LL EVEN MAKE DRAGONMASTER SWAIN AT ONE POINT

DRAGONS ARE GODAMN FREE BEINGS

I think I made my point Riot hates dragon champions so much THAT THEY ONLY GIVE US 10% ASS DRAGON CHAMPIONS AND FLYING SNAKES WITH MUSTACHES

FK AO SHin I hate that Stupid idea

Edit: This is what they want to give to us http://level9drow.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Species-289605243 You see that wyrm flying snake with mustache??

29 Comments

Twiggles10 votes

Refers to Asians as "weird eye people" and then bitches about discrimination... Against dragons... ... ... ... ... ... ... Alright then...

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

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Sahn Uzal2 votes

I was gonna say exactly this! LOL Discrimination against Dragons... :'^) summoner 31

Poske1 votes

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Refers to Asians as "weird eye people" and then bitches about discrimination... Against dragons... ... ... ... ... ... ... Alright then...

Well this is North america forum

Riot said that they wanted to make an eastern Dragon

Europe is east of America.

So thats why I said wierd eye people so you guys know I mean chinese and alike

Basicly I know America has pathetic history education

I just dont want you guys to blame Europe culture later down the line for getting flying snake with mustache instead of dragon

If we ever get a flying snake with mustache we ll never have a dragon in league Because unlike humans Dragons arent cool enough which is so godamn untrue

Dragons wouldnt be overused even if we had 4 of them -.-

Atleast America Respects the East.. Though none would mind calling them wierd eyes people since its NA forum

Ruin Lance3 votes

how about instead of saying "weird eye people" call us the proper name, "asians" instead lol.

Poske1 votes

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how about instead of saying "weird eye people" call us the proper name, "asians" instead lol.

K fair enough dont want to be racist..

SunLillie1 votes

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Well this is North america forum

Riot said that they wanted to make an eastern Dragon

Europe is east of America.

So thats why I said wierd eye people so you guys know I mean chinese and alike

Basicly I know America has pathetic history education

I just dont want you guys to blame Europe culture later down the line for getting flying snake with mustache instead of dragon

If we ever get a flying snake with mustache we ll never have a dragon in league Because unlike humans Dragons arent cool enough which is so godamn untrue

Dragons wouldnt be overused even if we had 4 of them -.-

Atleast America Respects the East.. Though none would mind calling them wierd eyes people since its NA forum

Saying that this is the NA forum doesn't excuse you poor choice of words. There are Asian Americans. I don't think it is correct or wise to say a whole group of people have weird eyes. I wish you would take edit your post so that it isn't so inflammatory. A Wyrm is a dragon, that shows up in more than just Asian cultures. I wouldn't mind a dragon with a beard either. He looked refined and quite normal as far as dragons go.

Photos of Ghosts6 votes

I'm pretty sure "wyrm" is a germanic word. Certainly not asian.

PDE5 Inhib4 votes

This is just as stupid as people bitching about how many female champs there are.

Dominick Destine2 votes

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This is just as stupid as people bitching about how many female champs there are.

But, if I recall, there was several moments in the game where there were actually more confirmed female characters than male.

There is not even one full dragon in the game... so the situations are not comparable.

PDE5 Inhib3 votes

Yes they are. They are both bitching about stupid stuff :)

Poske1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Dominick Destine,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=wk8pWmQm,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-02-19T14:38:52.993+0000)

But, if I recall, there was several moments in the game where there were actually more confirmed female characters than male.

There is not even one full dragon in the game... so the situations are not comparable.

Finaly someone understands me. We dont even have a full dragon champion in the game and they are planning to make a flying snake with mustache and call it a dragon

anyway there were never more female champions then male though

fractalfantasies4 votes

Shyvana

Ralanr3 votes

Not even 10%?

Shyvana is a half-dragon! She's 50% by default you dragon supremacist!

Brutusness3 votes

Nice racism, jackass.

MasterSomething2 votes

Shyvana's a half dragon, not 10% you silly fool.

Poske1 votes

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Shyvana's a half dragon, not 10% you silly fool.

Riot says that she is a half dragons but they hate dragons so much that she is only 10% of a dragon Just think how often shyvana is in her dragon form

Oh btw Riot hates dragons so much that shyvana isnt allowed to fly for longer then 1 sec

MasterSomething1 votes

That doesn't make sense. Just because they "supposedly" hate her, that doesn't make her 10% of a dragon. And she is only in dragon form when she has the resources for it, so she is balanced... Have you ever heard of Land Dragons? Just because it's a dragon doesn't mean it can fly for ages.

Poske1 votes

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That doesn't make sense. Just because they "supposedly" hate her, that doesn't make her 10% of a dragon. And she is only in dragon form when she has the resources for it, so she is balanced... Have you ever heard of Land Dragons? Just because it's a dragon doesn't mean it can fly for ages.

Does shyvana fulfill the dragon fantasy for you? Will the new flying snake fullfill the dragon fantasy for you ?

Y but shyvana is not even a land dragon 90% of time ....

BladeSteel1 votes

Its not going to be a flying snake.

Billy VoHagen1 votes

Holy shit, you sound like a fucking idiot.

l MrD l1 votes

Were getting a dragon champ very soon like within 4 months? its name willbe Aurelion Sol. Idk if its what aoshin turned into or if its a separate dragon but ao shin wont be known as ao shin anymore :o

http://prntscr.com/a5bnsu heres the proof andthis is the source :3 http://www.surrenderat20.net/2016/02/red-post-collection-evolution-of-dragon.html#1

Poske1 votes

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Were getting a dragon champ very soon like within 4 months? its name willbe Aurelion Sol. Idk if its what aoshin turned into or if its a separate dragon but ao shin wont be known as ao shin anymore :o

http://prntscr.com/a5bnsu heres the proof andthis is the source :3 http://www.surrenderat20.net/2016/02/red-post-collection-evolution-of-dragon.html#1

Its not a dragon Its a flying snake with mustache and yes thats "ao shin"

DrCyanide4 votes

Riot said that they couldn't make the long, serpentine dragon idea work, so what exactly makes you think Aurelion Sol will be long and serpentine? That conclusion sounds the opposite of what Riot said was possible.

Poske1 votes

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Riot said that they couldn't make the long, serpentine dragon idea work, so what exactly makes you think Aurelion Sol will be long and serpentine? That conclusion sounds the opposite of what Riot said was possible.

"East culture"

That kinda means Chinese stuff

And just take a look how their dragons look No legs, Just tiny well lets say arms and then no wings

sepertine just sounds like she ll be a godamn sea searpeant flying snake with mustache

Basicly As long as DRAGON Doesnt have arms , legs , claws , and big wings I dont like it ... I doubt even chinese people like their flying snakes with mustaches

Serpentine could mean it has wings atleast...

DrCyanide3 votes

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/developer-corner/6AdWWjpd-evolution-of-a-dragon-champion

Late 2013, we gave a super early preview of an eastern-inspired, serpentine storm dragon named Ao Shin that was in the first phases of champion creation. [...] we’re sorry to have hyped up the idea of a serpentine, storm-wielding dragon for so long, we’re still very excited to deliver a dragon champion this year that we hope you’ll love.

Again, that doesn't sound like they stuck with an Eastern Culture dragon.

For reference of how these things go, Braum was originally a female Piltover mechanic. Things can change a lot from that early concept to what's finally rolled out.

Poske1 votes

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http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/developer-corner/6AdWWjpd-evolution-of-a-dragon-champion

Again, that doesn't sound like they stuck with an Eastern Culture dragon.

For reference of how these things go, Braum was originally a female Piltover mechanic. Things can change a lot from that early concept to what's finally rolled out.

They dont want new dragon to overlap with shyvana

That concers me the most );

Since I doubt we ll get any moar ... you know non chinese dragons

BladeSteel1 votes

They said he WON'T look like that. Why don't you read a bit bud.

BladeSteel1 votes

reading comprehension op bud...learn to understand what you read and not just take what you want from it.

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