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No Mr.ADC You DON'T DESERVE TO COME TOP

ChasmOfTrossm·2/5/2020, 5:48:43 AM·5 votes·1,453 views

You negate our ability to even PLAY THE GAME. Do you know what that means? We can't so much as hit a minion without you auto-attacking us and causing us to lose hp simply for trying to accumulate the gold necessary to buy the items that'll make it so we, at minimum won't DIE to you. In some cases, this is so bad that we aren't able to farm under our own turrets because you know how to distance yourself properly from our turrets and not get shot, thus we are unable to even co-exist.

No, it is not fair for us to have to participate in a situation in which we aren't even allowed to exist, which is what playing against an ADC as a melee is like. I am glad that top laners are finally standing up for themsleves, and saying down with the ADCs top meta, down with the Vayne, down with the Lucian, down with the Tristana top.

You ADC mains always love to complain about how UNFAIR it is that a tank can blow you up in one hit. Okay, so tell me how is fair that you come into top lane, and negate our ability to much as FARM A SINGLE WAVE without losing all of OUR HP in the process? Huh? How is that fair to top laners?

Here's your answer. It's not ok. You don't deserve to come up here and ABUSE US so badly that we're not even able to finish a single item before you have two. It is not OKAY for Vayne, a champion who blows up tanks LATE GAME to come to top lane, and blow them up early, preventing them from so much as having a FIGHTING CHANCE at winning through skills.

Get out, and stay out. We have a marksman who comes top to abuse tanks. Their names are Teemo, Gnar, and Urgot, not Lucian, Vayne, and Tristana.

GET OUT.

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO COME TOP AND ABUSE US BEFORE WE CAN EVEN FINISH A SINGLE ITEM.

All lives matter, not just the ADCs, and it's why you were given a place in bot lane, and tanks were given top lane.

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ProphetOfDraven2/5/2020, 11:12:41 AM6 votes

No Mr.JUGGERNAUT You DON'T DESERVE TO COME TOP

You negate our ability to even PLAY THE GAME. Do you know what that means? We can't so much as hit a minion without you all ining us and causing us to flash or die simply for trying to accumulate the gold necessary to buy the items that'll make it so we, at minimum won't DIE to you. In some cases, this is so bad that we aren't able to farm under our own turrets because you are so tanky with an insane amount of innate damage you can simply solo dive us under our turret, thus we are unable to even co-exist.

No, it is not fair for us to have to participate in a situation in which we aren't even allowed to exist, which is what playing against a Juggernaut as a melee is like. I am glad that top laners are finally standing up for themselves, and saying down with the JUGGERNAUT top meta, down with the Darius, down with the Mordekaiser, down with the Sett top.

You JUGGERNAUT mains always love to complain about how UNFAIR it is that an ADC can kite you forever. Okay, so tell me how is fair that you come into top lane, and negate our ability to much as FARM A SINGLE WAVE without losing all of OUR HP in the process? Huh? How is that fair to top laners?

Here's your answer. It's not ok. You don't deserve to come up here and ABUSE US so badly that we're not even able to finish a single item before you have two. It is not OKAY for Darius, a champion who blows up tanks LATE GAME to come to top lane, and blow them up early, preventing them from so much as having a FIGHTING CHANCE at winning through skills.

Get out, and stay out. We have champions who come top to abuse other melees. Their names are Teemo, Gnar, and Urgot, not Darius, Mordekaiser, and Sett.

GET OUT.

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO COME TOP AND ABUSE US BEFORE WE CAN EVEN FINISH A SINGLE ITEM.

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I am a huge advocate for ranged top laners, because screw these braindead juggernaut players who think this game is their power fantasy. JUGGERNAUTS are the ones actually ruining top lane, by making ranged top laners viable. Top lane is supposed to be a bruiser vs bruiser skill matchup lane. Not this juggernaut vs any melee highschool bullying simulator that it has become.

dunder kill2/5/2020, 6:41:54 AM5 votes

ADC that arent named Quinn suck ass top. Learn2play

Woodakoodashooda2/5/2020, 7:05:47 AM2 votes

This is a ran. YOu do know there is a sub forum for rants, right?

ChasmOfTrossm2/5/2020, 2:53:37 PM2 votes

I wasn't asking for advice on how to deal with ADC tops. I specifically cited that if an ADC is good enough they will find a way to overcome you, even under your own turret. I know full well that a Renekton can overcome a Tristana, but Renekton shouldn't have to wait until lvl6 to do so, as ideally, a Renekton should be able to score a kill by lvl4-lvl5, not put himself behind.

I can tell half the people replying to this are either trolls, or people who want to protect their freelo.

ChasmOfTrossm2/5/2020, 2:59:51 PM2 votes

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You negate our ability to even PLAY THE GAME. Do you know what that means? We can't so much as hit a minion without you auto-attacking us and causing us to lose hp simply for trying to accumulate the gold necessary to buy the items that'll make it so we, at minimum won't DIE to you. In some cases, this is so bad that we aren't able to farm under our own turrets because you know how to distance yourself properly from our turrets and not get shot, thus we are unable to even co-exist.

No, it is not fair for us to have to participate in a situation in which we aren't even allowed to exist, which is what playing against an ADC as a melee is like. I am glad that top laners are finally standing up for themsleves, and saying down with the ADCs top meta, down with the Vayne, down with the Lucian, down with the Tristana top.

You ADC mains always love to complain about how UNFAIR it is that a tank can blow you up in one hit. Okay, so tell me how is fair that you come into top lane, and negate our ability to much as FARM A SINGLE WAVE without losing all of OUR HP in the process? Huh? How is that fair to top laners?

Here's your answer. It's not ok. You don't deserve to come up here and ABUSE US so badly that we're not even able to finish a single item before you have two. It is not OKAY for Vayne, a champion who blows up tanks LATE GAME to come to top lane, and blow them up early, preventing them from so much as having a FIGHTING CHANCE at winning through skills.

Get out, and stay out. We have a marksman who comes top to abuse tanks. Their names are Teemo, Gnar, and Urgot, not Lucian, Vayne, and Tristana.

GET OUT.

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO COME TOP AND ABUSE US BEFORE WE CAN EVEN FINISH A SINGLE ITEM.

All lives matter, not just the ADCs, and it's why you were given a place in bot lane, and tanks were given top lane.

Your cheap attempt at mockery might mean something if juggernauts weren't completely negated by the fact that they have...wait for it...wait for it...NO MOBILITY. If you want to counter a juggernaut top that is obliterating your healthbar, take Urgot, Rumble, Fiora...Juggernauts have plenty of counters. Hell, even a skilled Wukong can completely destroy an Illaoi if they start longsword into serrated dirk.

Get out of here with your juggernauts are OP bullshit. They have their counters, and it doesn't require bringing in an ADC that instead of balancing the match-up, ends up making it so fucking lopsided that you can barely participate in the laning experience.

Revech2/5/2020, 10:24:52 AM1 votes

Here's what works if your opposing team picks an ADC top and you can't counter pick try to freeze ur wave (in low elo this just means letting them perma push because they lack good wave management) and coordinate with your jg (jg duo will help) to camp and farm them until your both good and fed. Top lane is a long lane, ADCs are super squishy, less mobile (because honestly they are designed to have a support) and super easy to gank with the help of jg. Just remember to manage your wave so it's always in a good spot for your jg to gank and constantly pink ward, red trinket, etc to make those ganks successful. I think in low elo it can be more frustrating because jgs may not recognize how free an ADC top is and take action to help you. There's a good video with Trick2G duo with JG and they literally stopped the vayne top gank after gank, after gank until the ADC top couldn't play the game. Honestly that's what you deserve for picking an ADC top.

JackMcCarry2/5/2020, 10:29:12 PM1 votes

Juggernauts have and had for a long time, the highest pickrate and winrate in toplane, you are not being abused by anyone.