Should Teemo's Blinding Dart inflict Nearsight instead of Blind?
Teemo's Blinding Dart is a pretty clear example of "binary gameplay". Either the Blind is absolutely debilitating or it's next to worthless. I usually see it being more the latter, since most opponents will use their abilities, not basic attacks, to kill Teemo anyways.
If it were a Nearsight effect, Teemo could get a lot more interesting gameplay out of it. He could use it for brush jukes, prevent an enemy from seeing where he's putting down a shroom, etc. Plus it would be far more universally effective than a Blind, preventing enemies like Vladimir from nuking him for a little bit.
#Assume Riot would adjust Teemo if they made such a change (i.e. nerf him).
to do all the work for you. If they could remove that damn bouncing shroom interaction and give him ACTUAL shroom fighting capabilities, I don't think he would even be that weak. They should have (a long time ago) made it so that pressing R on an already laid shroom makes it detonate. Too many times people have just juked the damn shroom as I laid it because they got to see where I laid it, making it extremely unrewarding until I have a literal minefield. I would take a CD nerf for it; that is how impactful I think it would be.