2nd game in diamond where my jungler doesnt come top once and their jungler camps me.

McFatal··1 votes·583 views

enemy teemo with no sums pushed up to my tower iwth half hp is allowed to free farm for 10 minutes as my black cleaver udyr that was masters last season jumps into the enemy bot with half hp while he has 0 mana and 400 hp himself.

i dont even know why i shouldnt be angry after that. i coudlnt do a single thing upon landing level 3. i was dived over and over and pressured out of my own turret. i couldt ask for help because i knew i wouldnt get it.

so why is this every single game for me. why is it everytime as riven/yasuo im standing at my tower last hitting and they can gank me anyway.

why is it always me as a riven player to have to suffer the consequences of a 2v1. i didnt say a single thing to this udyr but "teemo no sums" " top can be killed"

"teemo just used sums again and i have mine"

you wanna know what i got? no response. end game comes and teemo has 100 more cs and highest level and shits on everyone

udyr : "riven so bad lol"

like? lol? being positive didnt do anything there

udyr got one drag and died 5 times solo. what did i get out of the 2v1?

14 Comments

digimonteamjacob1 votes

You have a diamond NA account. Whatever that's worth.

McFatal1 votes

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You have a diamond NA account. Whatever that's worth.

and? being diamond should mean some pplayers know what to do. but this guy was just out of it. he was masters s5. how.

digimonteamjacob1 votes

I'll trade you accounts if you have spirit guard udyr. The game is a lot easier down here in bronze.

This is a joke btw. I'm sure some dumb rioter is actually going to think I'm trying to trade my account.

McFatal1 votes

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I'll trade you accounts if you have spirit guard udyr. The game is a lot easier down here in bronze.

This is a joke btw. I'm sure some dumb rioter is actually going to think I'm trying to trade my account.

not even trading. just let riot refund all the money i spent and ill never touch this game again

digimonteamjacob1 votes

Dude if you start a petition I'll gladly be the first one to sign it :)

Teslyn1 votes

welcome to diamond.. there are some boosted animals around you.. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/1b/b3/a11bb3dd838e7bfc2e77d64c73d2db8a.jpg

Calabok1 votes

snort snort

McFatal1 votes

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snort snort

act more ladylike if you want someone to wed you dear :)

Erockandroll1 votes

Yeah, well, it's teemo. Perhaps udyr was smart enough not to run head long into mushroom kingdom.

oh, and it's probably because your playing the glass canon. Play someone a little beefier, and you will probably have better luck surviving a tower dive.

McFatal1 votes

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Yeah, well, it's teemo. Perhaps udyr was smart enough not to run head long into mushroom kingdom.

oh, and it's probably because your playing the glass canon. Play someone a little beefier, and you will probably have better luck surviving a tower dive.

i had mr and teemo was up to my tower level 3-8. udyr idnt come once. graves was sitting behind my tower inthe bush waiting for me to move up. he was higher leveled than the s5 masters dumass rushing black cleaver who was suiciding into THEIR team. no compensation for retardation.

Theorchero1 votes

I know the feel. People will rage at you dying when you're being repeatedly tower dove by 2-3 people all game and they're farming their lane and jungle.

CaptnJakSparrow1 votes

Welcome to diamond.

McFatal1 votes

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Welcome to diamond.

rip my diamond series on smurf but this guy will have 500 more games to go before he gets into masters and makes even more people miserable on his way.

CaptnJakSparrow1 votes

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rip my diamond series on smurf but this guy will have 500 more games to go before he gets into masters and makes even more people miserable on his way.

I've noticed consistently on every account i play. The level of skill of players goes backwards the closer you get to diamond.

Smurf chilling in gold 3 with plat 1 mmr? Here's a spanish speaking Shaco that doesn't gank for 32 minutes and has a 0/0/0/ score until he dies turret diving a Velkoz. Here's also a bot lane that gets 1v2d and goes 1/18 by level 7. Here's a random Nami that thinks titanic hydra is a good buy on her.

[zombie-nunu-tears] -defeat-defeatdefeatdefeatdefeatdefeat.

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