"Nerf Yasuo"

Bultz··4 votes·826 views

Fucking no already. Learn to play. He has the most counters in game and y'all still crying like babies.

"But Yasuo has a high ban rate" Ban rate is not equal to win rate. Clearly people have a hard on for banning him and that is all.

"His kit is toxic" no it's not stop your lying. So many other champions are far more toxic and y'all don't give two shits about them.

"He has a high win rate" Yasuo towing a winrate of 50% or lower. Meanwhile Ahri has been at 54%+ since creation, tall just whining.

"I can't land a skillshot he is so Mobil" it's called a fucking skill shot, not a he is going to stand still so you can hit him shot.

"His ultimate does so much damage" it doesn't do shit damage. His entire kit doesn't do shit until you feed him.

"He gets kills late game even after I rekt him in lane" a late game champion getting kills late game? What a ducking breakthrough. Would you like them to make him an early and late game champion and fuck you all game? Like yes he's a late game duelist slayer. Either play smart or you will feed him.

"His shield is toxic" it's auto procked, if you are dumb enough to engage without poking it down that's your own damn fault.

"He rekt my entire squishy team who had no cc" yeah he's supposed to.

"His tornados last to long and are to big" easiest skill shot to avoid in game. He has to land two hits to activate it. I'll tell you what let him throw a tornado ever 5 seconds without needing to hit anything, and I'll agree to lower his tornado duration. Sounds like a good deal right?

I'm going to stop there, but stop your whining. He is fucking meant to kill you. Either cc him like your are supposed to or enjoy death.

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Jbels9 votes

He might not be broken, but he is insanely obnoxious as a champion. Resourceless skirmisher that hits a too strong powerspike after one cheap crit item, annoying mobility, and actually decent teamfight ult (something no other skirmishers have). Yeah, he can be locked down. Yeah, he can be counterpicked. Yeah, you can camp him. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how far behind you put a Yasuo. As soon as he gets to his two item 100% crit spike, he starts going off. It's obnoxious, even if it isn't game breaking.

Bultz1 votes

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He might not be broken, but he is insanely obnoxious as a champion. Resourceless skirmisher that hits a too strong powerspike after one cheap crit item, annoying mobility, and actually decent teamfight ult (something no other skirmishers have). Yeah, he can be locked down. Yeah, he can be counterpicked. Yeah, you can camp him. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how far behind you put a Yasuo. As soon as he gets to his two item 100% crit spike, he starts going off. It's obnoxious, even if it isn't game breaking.

Lol such a liar, please for fuck sake, go play yasuo with two items. Tell me how you do

NGNL Asian4 votes

Resourceless.

Double crit chance with losing only 10% crit damage. Leaving him room for other ad items after pd ie normally. While adcs would have to get more items for 100% crit rate and would lose ad. That 10% damage lost is made up for after you get ie and other items.

0 cd dash but scales with ad too. The only weakness is that you cant spam it on 1 target.

A stupid W that can block every single darn projectile for like 4+ seconds and a wide range and you can protect your team WITH IT TOO! WOW MORE BROKEN THAN FIORA W?!

A stupid ult with little or no cd at all that gives a bull insta dash, places you AWAY FROM THE TURRET. Does good damage. ccs them. 50% ARMOR PEN AFTER.

And a shield that charges up by you DOING A BASIC COMMAND.

A decent range stab that has no cd at all once he gets pd. Procs crit, procs onhits, low cd, turns into a projectile.

I dont know. That's just overloaded. Look at people who complain about fiora. She has a W that makes her almost unkillable for 1.5 seconds, %hp damage. A dash cd reduction when you land the dash aa, and insane healing from vitals. But however, she's vulnerable after using Q and W. And what about yasuo. He can still press E on another target, press W to dodged projectiles, press Q and stab and lifesteal back up.

Once he reaches late game with good items. The guy can literally 1v3 without giving a damn. Fiora cant, unless they walk into her one by one. or 2 then one by one

Spicy Rice1 votes

I too can list all of a champions strengths and no weakness and call them op.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Don't bother. If you're a Yasuo main or play him you're as bad as Teemo to these boards.

It's like talking to a brick wall lined with spikes and barbed wire, with armed sentry guards on top surrounded by a moat filled with sharks with lazers attached to their heads.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Yep. Exactly like that. Same size too.

Quantity over quality.

Spicy Rice1 votes

You disappointed me with no Dr.Evil

GULAG 4 U1 votes

No it's like wearing a turban in the united states during a trump rally.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Both do give similar responses.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Indeed.

Jbels1 votes

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Don't bother. If you're a Yasuo main or play him you're as bad as Teemo to these boards.

It's like talking to a brick wall lined with spikes and barbed wire, with armed sentry guards on top surrounded by a moat filled with sharks with lazers attached to their heads.

You mean I have fricken sharks with fricken lazers on their fricken heads?

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

+1 for Dr. Evil.

Jbels4 votes

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Don't bother. If you're a Yasuo main or play him you're as bad as Teemo to these boards.

It's like talking to a brick wall lined with spikes and barbed wire, with armed sentry guards on top surrounded by a moat filled with sharks with lazers attached to their heads.

I don't think Yasuo mains would get as much flack if they didn't act so arrogantly in game. There are a lot of rank 7 Yasuos that act like they're God's gift to League of Legends, and even more that flame their teams when they die twice before the 10 minute mark.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

That is a stereotype. I know plenty of decent and chill Yasuo players, and it isn't fair to the people who play Yasuo if you're going to treat them like garbage for playing a champion.

Riven players face the same issues as well. Ironically these players get tons of flak by the very community that says all they do is flame and afk. There is flame on both sides.

Jbels1 votes

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That is a stereotype. I know plenty of decent and chill Yasuo players, and it isn't fair to the people who play Yasuo if you're going to treat them like garbage for playing a champion.

Riven players face the same issues as well. Ironically these players get tons of flak by the very community that says all they do is flame and afk. There is flame on both sides.

It isn't just a stereotype, though. I'm perfectly fine with chill Yasuo players, but I see them much more rarely than I do the toxic ones

GULAG 4 U1 votes

So anecdotal evidence? Seemsgood ForsenE

Jbels1 votes

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So anecdotal evidence? Seemsgood ForsenE

Stop trying to dismantle my personal experience as an argument, because it wasn't an argument to begin with. Stereotypes exist because there is a grain of truth to them. Not all scientists wear lab coats, yet it's a common stereotype that they do. Why? Because there are a lot that do.

GULAG 4 U2 votes

Oh hey, because you have proof you see more toxic Yasuo players than chill ones? And you think just assuming they are all toxic shitlords helps and solves the issue?

Jbels1 votes

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Oh hey, because you have proof you see more toxic Yasuo players than chill ones? And you think just assuming they are all toxic shitlords helps and solves the issue?

When did I ever once say that all Yasuos are toxic? If you read even halfway through my post, you would see it says I have no problem with chill Yasuos, implying that I assume that chill Yasuos exist. Where in the hell did you get "I think all Yasuos are toxic, period." from that?

GULAG 4 U1 votes

My mistake. On the other hand, what proof do you have that you meet more salty yasuo's than chill ones?

Dokkaebi1 votes

as bad?

Bitch, Yasuo players are 100000x more shitty than Teemo

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

And attitudes like that is why yasuo players usually try not to talk at all unless tilted. If you're going to treat them poorly out of the gate then why are you surprised when they flame back?

Dokkaebi1 votes

No. It's always Yasuo players who start to flame for no reason.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Dokkaebi1 votes

That statement is an absolute.

Spicy Rice1 votes

He never said he wasn't a sith

Shadòw2 votes

hahahhahahahahah triggered Yasuo one trick xDD

DoktorKaiser2 votes

Cancersuo main mad because he will have to play normal blinds after 10 ban system hahahahahahhahahaha get rekt ahhahahahahahaahha

warpenguin5551 votes

Fuck Yasuo. That is all

lmakehersquirtle1 votes

This is one of the most retarded baby rage posts I have ever had the displeasure of reading...arguement for his kit is toxic is "stop your lying".

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