Is Wukong finally going to do it?

Bultz·1/23/2016, 11:35:00 PM·211 votes·6,040 views

Now that wukong is finally riding his cloud with his new radiant skin, will he finally gather the Dragon balls to Summon Ao Shin. All this and more next time on League of legends.

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XIII Vanitas1/24/2016, 1:56:09 AM39 votes

MonkeyKing not found

All Day Tay Tay1/24/2016, 1:05:35 PM26 votes

dude, if dbz taught us anything then its gonna be 80 patches to get ao shin

Blue Moon Wolf1/24/2016, 4:01:57 AM20 votes

He sure will, but first he's got to fight Lord Khazix , who isn't even in his final form :p

KhaZix Bot1/24/2016, 7:43:49 PM16 votes

His son Ezreal can collect the item 3067 to wish back LeeSin while he trains somewhere in space. Meanwhile, Rengar will appear and start destroying cities until Ekko (who is secretly Darius 's son) shows up from the future to help defeat him. A little later, Zac will be confronted by Khazix who will then inform him he is an android clone from the future created from the DNA of Zac , Darius , LeeSin , Aatrox , Chogath , and a few others. Zac then tricks Khazix into explaining that he has to absorb Rengar to reach his perfect form. After a fight, Khazix will escape and spam stealth while absorbing as many people as possible to grow his power. Later on, Ekko , LeeSin , Zac , Velkoz , and XinZhao will discover a way to destroy Rengar before Khazix can absorb him and become an unstoppable monster. Just as things finally seem to be looking up, Rengar appears at MasterYi 's house to destroy the heroes. However, Rengar is cocky and agrees to fly far away to do battle with Zac one on one. During the fight, Khazix appears and attacks them both. Zac and Rengar briefly team up, as everyone has been feeding Khazix really hard. However, it doesn't matter and Khazix easily defeats Zac and absorbs Rengar , evolving his claws afterward (his wings were evolved prior to his first appearance). It is then revealed that there is also a female Rengar and no one has noticed until now. Five hours of Velkoz and Garen (who has been traveling with Rengar and Rengar this whole time and briefly did battle with Khazix ) screaming at the female Rengar to run pass before Garen finally grabs her and runs while Velkoz spams item 3078 (his special attack) to hold off Khazix , who has now apparently killed Zac . Khazix chases after them before briefly encountering MonkeyKing (who has been suffering from a heart disease until now, which is why he has no icon), who retrieves Zac 's body and returns to the pregame lobby with the rest of the heroes, with the exception of LeeSin who must track down and destroy the female Rengar before Khazix can absorb her. While he does that, Darius and Ekko decide to play on the Korean server with 5,000 ping to increase their power. LeeSin finally finds Garen and the female Rengar , but is seemingly late as Khazix soon appears as well. Normally, LeeSin would be able to destroy Rengar easily, but he is thirsty as hell and noticed she has "berry" in her summoner name, so he instead just stands there asking her to add him after the game. All hope seems to be lost when Darius and Ekko arrive and easily best the semi-evolved Khazix . Just as Darius is about to shut down him down, Khazix makes a deal that if Darius allows him to absorb the female Rengar , Darius will get to see his true power. Darius agrees out of arrogance, much to the displeasure of his son, Ekko . Khazix then pursues the female Rengar , while Darius stops Ekko from interfering. Khazix finally absorbs the female Rengar , evolving his spikes and reaching his perfect form. Khazix then stands there punching the air for five minutes before one shotting LeeSin at light speed. Everyone then starts to report Darius for throwing the game. Darius , however, assures his team that he will still carry. Darius then gets dumpstered. The whole time, Ekko just keeps screaming "FATHER". Khazix then beats the heroes' asses for a few minutes. Darius , on his last leg, channels all of his energy into one final sever downing attack that seriously damages Khazix . Unfortunately, the heroes soon remember that Khazix was created from the DNA of Zac , who has been stacking item 3083 for years. Because of this, Khazix instantly regenerates. After trashing Darius again, Khazix decides to host a competition where he will battle all of the heroes, who only have a few days to prepare. While MonkeyKing , LeeSin , XinZhao , Velkoz , Darius , Ekko , Ezreal , and Zac (who apparently survived) train, Khazix creates the Proving Grounds to hold his competition. Meanwhile, Darius and Ekko take their sweet ass time training in Korea at 10,000 ping while and Ezreal wait for their turn. Back at the Proving Grounds, Riot shows up to nerf Khazix , but they are easily destroyed. As Darius and Ekko leave the Korean server, MonkeyKing notices that Ekko has become much stronger than Darius , but is hiding it because Darius is a whiny son of a bitch who likes to talk about how hard he's carrying all the time. In Korea at 10,000 ping, Ezreal finally reaches Gold V. Finally, when all of the training is complete, Darius , Ekko , Garen , LeeSin , Velkoz , Ezreal , MonkeyKing , Zac , and even XinZhao for some reason show up to the tournament. Khazix 1v1s and it seems to be even at first, until suddenly stops and says he gives up, then gives Khazix one of their only item 2010 . Everyone starts to report for assisting the enemy team, when he assures them that Ezreal will be able to defeat Khazix . Ezreal get his ass kicked for a couple minutes and then Khazix uses his item 3512 to spawn voidlings that attack the heroes. The whole time Khazix is brutally flaming Ezreal and telling him to uninstall. After a few minutes of this, Ezreal becomes enraged and beats the female Rengar out of Khazix , causing him to lose his evolved spikes. Ezreal then easily bests Khazix . However, Khazix is a sore loser and prepares to DDOS everyone, including himself. MonkeyKing sacrifices his own computer to take the brunt of the DDOS and is killed along with Khazix . Just as everyone begins the bittersweet celebration, Khazix returns with all of his evolutions, including his ult. He explains that he actually had so many item 3083 that he regenerated from a single cell, and because he was dead for a few moments, he was able to buy 300 item 3072 . Khazix then one shots Ekko and destroys Ezreal so badly that Ezreal rages and breaks his keyboard. Khazix is finished playing games and prepares an attack so powerful that it will not only destroy the NA server, but the entire global framework. Just as all hope seems lost, MonkeyKing contacts Ezreal through TahmKench 's telepathy. He tells him to stop being a dumbass and just click his abilities with his mouse. Ezreal remembers that that is a thing that exists and goes all out, nearly matching Khazix . However, it is not enough. Khazix is about to destroy the entire global framework when Ezreal screams in all chat...

"WHERE'S MY TEAM?!?!?!"

Suddenly, Zac jumps into action, followed by the 0/22/2 LeeSin and level 2 XinZhao that has been AFK for the last few hours, as well as Velkoz who everyone forgot even existed. Finally, even the toxic Darius joins in and they all attack Khazix , distracting him enough for Ezreal to gain the upper hand and finally destroy Khazix once and for all. As the monster disintegrates at a molecular level, a faint roar can be heard...

"Always 1v5, report my garbage team, always in my God damned promos..."

Oh, and MonkeyKing got banned for assisting the enemy team and takes like seven years to make a new account.