"I'M TELLING ON YOU!" D:

Poro Lord··3 votes·729 views

I just gotta say, I find it funny when people threaten to report other people.

I personally play thousands of games, and people enjoy playing with me 95% of the time.

Out of the other 5%, I ignore the salt MOST of the time.

So it is VERY rare I have a conflict... however, it does happen.

So, I will WANT to tell someone to go fuck themselves, but I can't because rules.

I will walk up to the minion wave they are farming, and steal the cannon minion.

They are like "OMG I WILL REPORT YOU"

LOL

Yeah, I'm honor 5.

I play tons of games, and your report has no weight.

What are you gonna write?

"HE TOTALLY STOLE MY CANNON ON PURPOSE! WHAAA!" "PERMA BAN!"

The cannon minion is just one example. I can't think of all the reasons people have threatened to report me.

I just always find it funny, like a brat child saying "IM TELLING ON YOU!"

I assume its grown ass men half the time, lol.

Even if someone does something ban worthy... just report them.

The threat of a report, I think makes people look so ridiculous.

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

2 Comments

SwiftKitten882 votes

it depends. i normally find it funny when people try to insult me when i do nothing wrong because it makes them look like an idiot and i know if they actually do end up getting punished for the report i sent they will actually LOSE honor and not get rewards.

other times they are just so toxic i have to mute them.. something i VERY rarely have to do but have had to start doing a lot more lately.

Boatwhistle1 votes

I don't know how the report system in league works but I was a WOT player for 5 years and those people were such a big joke. In that game the more frequently you sent out reports the game would auto ignore them. You would get something like three valid reports a day to give even if you weren't like this. Each day players under a report threshold would just have the even valid ones they received auto ignored entirely. The only genuine way people really got banned was if they A: received so may over one day it was ridiculous(rare) or B: the left too many matches over a short period of time before dying(typical). Because there was no punishment for suiciding into the enemy, drowning yourself, or jumping off cliffs if you just wanted to be useless and leave it was easy so what ended up happening was most bans consisted of players losing connection and being AFK for too long over and over. So the people getting bans were only the most innocent players who are just having a rough time with their connection for whatever reason. The only ban I have ever gotten in a game period was due to this very thing in this exact game. It is because of this I consider all report functions in every game to be nothing but a joke and the types of players its in place to serve the same thusly.

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