Clown Fiesta Bruiser Build

Start: Phage -> Youmuu's -> BC -> FMallet. Get a Cloth or NMM if it'll help you in lane. Late: Locket/Banner/Randuin's -> Sterak's. Buy Elixir of Wrath. Sell boots for PD/DMP.

You run around with Youmuu's and Phage like a madman, showing up to everything and escaping ganks after clearing waves deep in lanes. Their whole team will chase you and not catch you unless they burn absolutely everything. If someone does catch up, auto them once and run away while they're slowed. Alternatively if they're trying to run you make them easy kills for your team. If you get Banner or Randuin's it makes you even harder to catch. Locket's good for teamfights which you can easily show up to thanks to Youmuu's and the 1100 the build already gives you alongside whatever bonus health you might be getting from runes. Finally Sterak's is the perfect last item as it gives tenacity and a silly, silly shield.

Once you've finished the build have Elixir of Wrath at all times which gives this build the sustain it doesn't deserve. Also, you can sell boots for either PD or DMP, depending on if you want damage and dueling power or armor and mobility. The game might actually last long enough for you to be able to do this as the build can be as cheap as 15,300 to finish.

Have fun if you try this build out on a bruiser! It's very, very silly. Try at least once each game to escape a 5-man gank and then turn around and start a teamfight.