Preseason 10: "Towers don't exist anymore. They're literally just money bags."

FCJAAAAGOOOO··78 votes·16,106 views

"Also now after the 10-minute mark everyone gains access to their SECOND (non-Resolve) Keystone! Two Keystones at once! Double the fun!!!"

3 days into preseason: "Dark Harvest has been hotfixed. It now does more damage. As it should always."

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Marshbouy45 votes

the real preseason 10 is the resolve tree getting removed in favor of domination part two: burst damage boogaloo

Z3Sleeper34 votes

Sorcery will be filled with even more movement speed.

  • Arcane Comet no longer does damage. Now it marks enemies hit and grants you 20% ==> 30% MS (Hotfixed 04/01/2019) towards them.
  • Summon Aery no longer shields or does damage. Now it increases allied movement speed or decreases enemy movement speed by 15%.
  • Gathering Storm reworked, now gives +3% MS at 10 minutes, 6% at 20, 12% at 30, etc.
  • Absolute Focus reworked, now gives +5% MS while above 70% health.
  • Manaflow Band no longer regenerates mana fully stacked, it instead now grants bonus movement speed equal to 0.005% of your maximum mana
  • Transcendence no longer grants +10% CDR or adaptive stats beyond the cap. Bonus CDR beyond the cap now grants 2% bonus movement speed per 10%.
  • Scorch no longer does damage. It now grants 10 - 30 flat movement speed on ability hit (cooldown unchanged).
  • Nullifying Orb unchanged, no need to touch this one since it already fits in with "empowered abilities and resource manipulation".
GelsominoKiller6 votes

Gotta go fast

HungryAngry2SPP1 votes

Actually it would be OP

Autrah Fang2 votes

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Sorcery will be filled with even more movement speed.

  • Arcane Comet no longer does damage. Now it marks enemies hit and grants you 20% MS towards them.
  • Summon Aery no longer shields or does damage. Now it increases allied movement speed or decreases enemy movement speed by 15%.
  • Gathering Storm reworked, now gives +3% MS at 10 minutes, 6% at 20, 12% at 30, etc.
  • Absolute Focus reworked, now gives +5% MS while above 70% health.
  • Manaflow Band no longer regenerates mana fully stacked, it instead now grants bonus movement speed equal to 0.005% of your maximum mana
  • Transcendence no longer grants +10% CDR or adaptive stats beyond the cap. Bonus CDR beyond the cap now grants 2% bonus movement speed per 10%.
  • Scorch no longer does damage. It now grants 10 - 30 flat movement speed on ability hit (cooldown unchanged).
  • Nullifying Orb unchanged, no need to touch this one since it already fits in with "empowered abilities and resource manipulation".

Hecarim would be OP AF ._.

Need Gold 4 Tent8 votes

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Sorcery will be filled with even more movement speed.

  • Gathering Storm reworked, now gives +3% MS at 10 minutes, 6% at 20, 12% at 30, etc.

MasterYi Hecarim Udyr Singed: [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Rαy5 votes

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the real preseason 10 is the resolve tree getting removed in favor of domination part two: burst damage boogaloo

Laughed so hard I spilled my drink to this.

sphinxthelion71 votes

I appreciate the ASIP reference!

Kelg26 votes

why is defense useless in this game

ViciousSummoner29 votes

Because Riot doesn't believe in defending yourself. Why do you think people get perma'd when they tell other people to be quiet?

Verxint2 votes

Because people using all their spells at once and not getting a kill is too unfair

Arammus1 votes

because riot overloads champ kits. everyone has % dmg. ad champs tend to have too much true dmg.

Verxint12 votes

"We realized that some champions still did things that weren't constantly trying to fight their lane opponent at level 1, so we made it so you start to take damage automatically if you haven't attacked your opponent in the last 20 seconds"

SîlentStorm9 votes

Preseason 10 - Base race only rammus/heca meta. No towers no jungle.

Nalisai7 votes

Rammus, Hecarim, Master Yi, Singed, Nami, Sona, Zilean, Azir, Pyke, Warwick - First to complete a lap around SR wins, roller derby style with attacks allowed. Everyone starts at level 18 with 100,000 gold. 15 sec hold in base before a sound and notice announces race starts to purchase items.

Bonipherus1 votes

I actually would like to know who would win this. In a straight race I'd bet this order

  1. Rammus
  2. Zilean
  3. Sona
  4. Hecarim
  5. Pyke
  6. Nami- depends on w hitting others to also slow them
  7. Singed- bit of a wildcard due to his passive
  8. Master Yi
  9. Warwick- wildcard due to how bloodlust functions
  10. Azir

but allowing attacks would mean yi probably just presses Q a bunch at the start and gets the legendary NONAKILL

L Rayquaza6 votes

"We see Yorick is starting to see play, so we are gonna tone him down a little by lowering his Mist Walker attack speed, his Dark Precession's health is being lowered to 1 at all ranks except 5 where it becomes 2, but to compensate we are lowering the cooldown on Last Rites by 1 second" "We are seeing Irelia is doing too well in literally every role, so we are reducing her AD by 3"

Flashes1 votes

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"We see Yorick is starting to see play, so we are gonna tone him down a little by lowering his Mist Walker attack speed, his Dark Precession's health is being lowered to 1 at all ranks except 5 where it becomes 2, but to compensate we are lowering the cooldown on Last Rites by 1 second" "We are seeing Irelia is doing too well in literally every role, so we are increasing her AD by 10 to help players learn to play carefully around her"

FTFY

PowerSlave9934 votes

''We are buffing dark harvest because we want DiVerSiTy. We saw that some champions are lacking the early game pressure, so we're making sure we are adding that''

ViciousSummoner1 votes

Wow... Holy... Just wow... Syndrome was the good guy after all... https://78.media.tumblr.com/b64a9c08c65c125ac6e8cd8aaadacbeb/tumblr_inline_mk14gdeqq71qz4rgp.jpg

Rengar Virtuoso3 votes

They mean adding early game pressure by one tapping anyone that comes near you with below 50% hp [slayer-jinx-unamused]

ApollyonBainer1 votes

So far ive seen DH on at least 2-3 champs in every game Ive played

sphinxthelion71 votes

they go down even faster than they did before the patch! It's laughable!

sphinxthelion71 votes

Towers are now replaced by a stars from mario brothers. Pick one up and just run and kill.

FNC 6ixGOD1 votes

BREAKING NEWS: We, Riot Games, decided to give Ghost Crawler and CertainlyT the lead over everything in the game. All the other employees are now voters of the decisions these 2 leaders make. The options given will be yes or yes.

MrGerund1 votes

bring tanks to a war, find out made way too many highly explosive tankbusters.

bring anything else to that war and you'll realise they were actually just handing out free stuff (oneshots and the ability to not have fun that is.) let's not give riot back their boards tbh, things will only get worse if we don't.

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