"______ IS SO OP PLS NERF AND DELETE"

Astôlfo··4 votes·368 views

Steps to a proper QQ thread:

  1. Insert a dozen or so logical fallacies.
  2. Add anecdotes of how the champion must be OP because you lost to them without trying to do anything to counter them at all or stop them from reaching their power spikes/etc.
  3. Insert another dozen or so overgeneralizations.
  4. Insult anyone who defends said champion for being one of their shitty mains whether or not they actually main them and say that their statements are therefore invalid.
  5. Insult anyone below (insert whatever you consider to be "high ELO" of choice) for being low ELO and then tell them that makes their statements invalid. But wait! If they agree with you, their opinion becomes valid no matter what ELO they are.
  6. Refuse to listen to anything except people agreeing with you and copy-paste the same crap you wrote up in response until they give up.
  7. Repeat above steps a few times over.

Hmm, did I forget anything? Oh wait, yeah. Are they a tanky bruiser? -> Yes -> THEY ARE OP LISTEN TO NOTHING THEY MUST BE DELETED -> No -> Are they an assassin? -> Yes -> THEY ARE OP LISTEN TO NOTHING THEY MUST BE DELETED -> No -> Whatever, I lost to them, they're still OP. Please delete!1!111!!11

I'm sure I forgot a few things. Oh well, not like they matter. Because anyone who doesn't agree with me is automatically wrong and should go uninstall, right? [slayer-jinx-wink]

4 Comments

Cloud2736 votes

A qq thread about someone else qq'ing. How ironic. LOL.

Astôlfo2 votes

Hmm, more of just satire to poke fun at said QQers.

Lil Lewd Witch1 votes

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Hmm, more of just satire to poke fun at said QQers.

I dont think you know how Satire works...

Satire would be more if you made an "Urgot is SO OP!" post and go on a long rant over his abilities. "His shield gives a freaking 60 extra HP, just at level 1! AND IT SLOWS!? WTF IS THIS!?"

Urgonnalearn2day2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Spase Raver,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=uxApu2rL,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-03-19T21:10:26.184+0000)

I dont think you know how Satire works...

Satire would be more if you made an "Urgot is SO OP!" post and go on a long rant over his abilities. "His shield gives a freaking 60 extra HP, just at level 1! AND IT SLOWS!? WTF IS THIS!?"

To be honest most of the OP threads should be satire based on how outlandish they sound, but it's just stupidity.

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