Done With Smurfs/Trolls

RedPandaFury·Jul 7, 2016·4 votes·596 views

I am done with smurfs because I don't understand why you can't play in your own rank or just play normals? ... You want to try new things. COOL! Go to normals and try them. Please stop coming into bronze ranks and stomping over people that are genuinely trying to improve their plays and get out of Bronze. Also, what is the point of climbing up with a new account? ... You're already out of the elo hell, stay out! ...

Trolls - If you're so board that you have to ruin a game for other people: 1. Seek mental help because there is something fundamentally wrong with bringing misery to people. 2. GO OUTSIDE. Plant a tree. Plant a garden. Walk. Jog. Ride a bike... find something to make yourself feel better. 3. Maybe actually try to play the game WITH people instead of against the people that are supposed to be your team.

/endrant

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10 Comments

lookbehindyuJul 7, 20161 votes

the reason we smurf is that

we wanna play with lower elo friends
queue times in higher elo is so looong
it is fun to smurf
why not? we are allowed to smurf

DJMason88Jul 7, 20161 votes

Play Norms with your lower elo friends. No point in playing ranked with them...
So? Watch TV, read a book, watch youtube etc etc.
"Its fun playing against people who are worse than me to make me feel better about myself"
Well, i'm also allowed to worship Satan, but does that mean i should do it?

lookbehindyuJul 8, 20161 votes

i dont wanna wait in queue for 1 hour just for the game to get remaked.. and then wait another hour until i actually get to play... do you know how many high elo players that have quit the game because of the queue times in higher elo are to damn long?
it is fun/educational.. to know how lower elo players play.
do whatever floats your boat. if you wanna worship him go ahead, i wont stand in your way if you want to do it.

khorneyJul 8, 20162 votes

the reason que times are long is no one wants to supp. this is what you all wanted with teambuilder. i knew this was goign to happen but noooo no one wants to listen. they make 2 roles becuase que times would be even longer and another reason is no one wants to supp

RedPandaFuryJul 22, 20161 votes

I could give no cares about your queue time. Bronze queue times can be just as bad with amount of dodges and afks on somedays. STAY IN YOUR RANK. Do not come to another rank and steamroll to make yourself feel better about your wait times.

khorneyJul 7, 20161 votes

not my fault you dont want to supp

RedPandaFuryJul 8, 20161 votes

That's kool there's normals for that because at that point you're boosting.
So? Wait like the rest of us?
Glad you think steam rolling people that are actually trying to climb of where they don't belong is a good time. Again - get your head checked.
You're also allowed to beat children behind closed doors --- does that mean you should actually do it? ...

lookbehindyuJul 8, 20161 votes

so every pro player is boosting you mean? like imaqtpie going on a smurf to play with annie bot? that also counts as smurfing in that case.. nightblue playing with other people(that he found in a game) should he get banned for that?
dont wanna wait in queue for 1 hour just for the game to get remaked.. and then wait another hour until i actually get to play... do you know how many high elo players that have quit the game because of the queue times in higher elo are to damn long? (copied from the above because didint wanna write the same thing twice)
so you are against all road to diamond etc etc(unranked to diamond or whatever)? and people in the community have talked about "not belonging in a specific elo" that is bullshit honestly. you are where u deserve, otherwise you wouldnt be there. there is a reason a diamond player can steamroll a for example silver game and 1v9 carry... because he simply dosnt belong there. until you reach a higher elo, you belong where u are.

4 so you mean every streamer should get banned? because ALL of them are smurfing at one point.. and there is a bit of a difference to smurf and child abuse

RedPandaFuryJul 22, 20161 votes

It's an obvious thing when someone high silver and up comes to bronze. From play style to casting. I don't care about your long wait queues - as it has been pointed out people have given up on some of the rolls because they aren't fun to play or they don't carry. Yes of course you are going to have higher wait times because of lack of people in your elo to play because smurfs are holding people down by rolling over them and keeping them in their elo or demoting them.

No one actually deserves B5 unless they are just brand new and continue to play in ranked instead of normals to get better and moved to ranked. Reaching a higher elo is made harder by smurfing, by danger of repeating myself, because they are rolling over people trying to be promoted but instead are stuck where they are or being demoted back to b5.

Why would you even reference child abuse in a discussion about a game? ... Like ... seriously?

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