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PSA: How To Climb In Season 8

Sanghelios·4/5/2018, 6:37:34 PM·4 votes·2,441 views
  • Spam as many games as possible without tilting (impossible)

Dodge

  • When your team doesn't have a tank
  • When the opposing team has 2+ tanks
  • When you have an autofilled botlane
  • When you have an autofilled jungler

Also

  • Never play toplane
  • Don't play adc/support in low elo
  • /fullmute all at the beginning of every game
  • Play TF/Taliyah/Aurelion if you're mid (no exceptions)

Game Plan

  • Never take any risks, never make any aggressive plays
  • Afk farm > Roam/Gank > Repeat

What is the state of botlane?

  • My botlane is ahead > Take the free elo.
  • My botlane is behind > Set League to windowed mode and start up Hearthstone or whatever/read Reddit, wait until your team fails to ff at 15, write a board post.

5 Comments

5050BS4/5/2018, 6:53:10 PM2 votes

This is the state of the game. No Joke

Shiznyte4/5/2018, 6:46:55 PM1 votes

the last line seems weirdly personal... you doin okay buddy?

Ixoziel4/5/2018, 7:15:53 PM1 votes

Even better, pick an ADC and jungle with it. Now you don't have to worry about bot lane OR a bad jungler!

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

It's my secret to climbing! Just make sure you ban Shaco and beg your team to ban Kha'zix.