Why is this game so rubbish now?

Is it:

The afk junglers deciding the game?

The fact the developers no longer give a shit?

The fact the developers only want to sell skins and buff the champions that sell them?

The fact Riven, Pyke and Yasuo along with a few other champs faceroll games?

The fact matchmaking almost always gives you idiots after a win or in promo?

The fact the MMR system seems to neglect objectives and CS in its calculations and predominantly utilises wins against losses in weighted matches?

The fact first blood can actually mean a lost lane when the enemy dies, gets a 2 second death timer and TPs back into lane at full health forcing you to lose 2-3 waves by backing or risk dying?

The fact counters are no longer counters but nigh on unkillable fucking faceroll matchups forcing you to sit under your tower safely farming and praying your team don't feed? Or for that afk jungler to grow a pair of eyes?

The fact that towers are made of paper and any kind of deaths mid game make running down mid plausible?

The fact smurfs are running rampant in silver/gold skewing MMR calculations?

The fact that champions like mordekaiser or tryndamere can literally feed their asses off but press one button late game and delete almost anyone?

The fact that ultimate coldowns are so low lethality abusing champions like zed can press R, chunk you for 80% of your health, base, return to lane and have it back up again to abuse you some more almost immediately?

The fact that resistances are useless?

The fact that strategy has given way to COD burst damage?

The fact that of a roster of about 140 champions you see the same shitty 20 odd OP ones every....single.....fucking....game...

The fact the developers ignore genuine concerns on this forum and leave the moderators to undertake censorship duties to mitigate the bad PR?

The fact that bans are useless and banning broken champs is like cutting the heads off a Hydra, one dies another pops up to take its place?

The fact that in some games you absolutely know what's going to happen when the enemy champs hit their powers spikes but are utterly unable to do a single thing about it wasting half an hour of your lifetime?

The fact that bot lane is a get caught, get insta gibbed and lose the lane at level 2 affair?

The fact that top lane is literally first pick get wrecked?

Which of the above is it?