Ah Vayne players... why must you somehow always be jerks?

Why do you find it in your heart to always be a royal douche in every game you play eh? Why do you find yourself being so absolutely worthless with your little shroud of lies thinking that everytime you get raped in lane, it's obviously your support's fault.

Vayne players. You are worse than Riven mains. Why? Because at least with a Riven main that will actually do stuff after talking a bunch of crap, you? You players are the kind that will get 1v1'd by the Bard at level 1, going 0/5, raging all freaking game, doing nothing but power farming as the support that you were absolutely useless to, carries the team because we had no ADC, then you come back around 35 minutes in with your 240 CS and kill people, then at the end of the game, you go, "Ffs I had the worst support in game. 100% useless."

You vayne players are the worst of the worst. And sadly the only people who will have a problem with what I say, are the very Vayne players themselves.

I expect to get downvoted. Because you vayne mains are so tightly wrapped in your little bubble that you see the world around you as your little toy. That the world revolves around your life and that everything that goes wrong must SOMEHOW be the fault of others. It must somehow be the other person's fault. No it's not maybe cause you didn't have ANY MR so the support alone could take all your health. No it's not maybe because you were shoving the lane so hard that the mid laner and jungler got free ganks. It's because the support decided to play an off-meta pick. Clearly that was the reason you were getting rekt. Absolutely not your fault at all, totally the fault of your support and your "useless team".

Even when you come back to win a game after said support has been trying to give peptalk to the teammates, you still have the desire at the end of the game, to blow up on the support. Trying to tell everyone that they were useless, while literally everyone on the enemy team and you team, call you insane and report you for being more toxic than a Teemo/Twitch bot lane.

Oh. And please ignore the fact that I OUTDAMAGED YOU and had LESS DEATHS than you. Dealt almost as much true damage to champions than you. Bought 5 pink wards, while you only bought 0. Tanked the MOST damage on the team, outtanking Rammus and Yorick. Clearly, your support was 100% useless.

I hate you. I hate you so much Vayne mains. I hate your thought process. I hate that you play a champion that gets facestomped level 1 by ANY botlane that shows even a slight taste of aggression, then you wonder why you're getting stomped so freaking hard.

Vayne mains. Your support is not your safety net. Your support is not going to be able to pull you out of harms way every freaking time you decide to roll towards the enemy champions at level 2, trying to get the early kill. You, Vayne mains, are not pro. You vayne mains, are not the name new ADC.

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This was a hate post. And honestly? I just don't care. =.= Everytime I have laned with a Vayne, it has ended horribly no matter who I pick. If I pick an off-meta pick, they'll say, "Omg you picked a useless champ, ffs you're so damn worthless." If I pick a regular support pick, they'll say, "Ffs you're so useless, don't you know how to play support?" If I get the kill, "You freaking KSing noob. I can't snowball if you steal the kills, you useless support. Ffs, afk." If I get sick of your BS and leave lane to support another lane, "Omg this support, report please."

Seriously. You are the worst type of player. You are the flamer, the blamer, the afker all rolled into one package of toxicity and rage.

No one likes you. No one is going to like you. Go away. Please. Leave and never come back.

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I'm ready for the downvotes and offended players. Let's go. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

PS, there are typos galore in this. Spot them out! :D