FeelsAmazingMan Riot Games for their blessed matchmaking

McFatal··1 votes·688 views

get lane swapped top have to play vs a blitz cait as riven.

have an enemy nocturne sitting in my bush for 2 minutes and my jungler and mid refuse to move.

im stuck in between and all i need is someone to open their eyes. no one even notices the top riven getting 3 man dove level 4 with full vision as our lee malz continue to farm.

end up dying.

my bot lane thats 2v1ing both die to cho under his turret and suicide.

i then go bot after they fb tower after feeding him 4 kills each.

i get ganked 15 times by the mid who shit on our 0-5 malz who keeps leaving the game then coming back.

end up being most valuable player with our lucian going 4-15 then picking up kills i get ofr him.

end game comes the cait is 1 shotting me from a screen away as i have to flash and play for my 3 teammates who are absolutely disgusting to play with.

have most 2nd damage gold and cs on both teams.

lose because 3 people had no clue what they were doing at all.

tldr

thisis what the feeding trash can that is lucian has to say after fucking everyone over at the end of the game http://prntscr.com/ehtzn4 feeding bot that go in a 2v1 lane and continuously suicide.

mid that has no clue what hes doing going 0-5 on malz and refuses to roam as his mid comes after my ass.

best player on my team, considered toxic because 3 people were inting on my team and i didnt appreciate it.

diamond 5 lucian build vs 3 full armor champs http://prntscr.com/ehu02l

yeehaw riot.

evidently this is a fair loss in my promos http://prntscr.com/ehu2gu

4 Comments

GarthBrooksXD1 votes

I mean after playing the game for at least 4 seasons... are you not used to this happening sometimes?

McFatal1 votes

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I mean after playing the game for at least 4 seasons... are you not used to this happening sometimes?

it was my promos to d1 lol.

the matchmaking is shit as it is i dont need 3 fucking people ALL feeding their ass off WHEN IM THE ONE THATS GETTING 3 MAN DOVE AND FORCED TO PLAY VS A CAIT BLITZ AS A MELEE CHAMP WHO STARTED LONGSWORD THINKING MY BOT WASNT A PILE OF DOG SHIT .

but "its just a game" said the lucian that ate blitz hooks every 2 seconds and got cuaght 10 times.

bless up with the steraks gage lucian 40 minutes in with no arm pen as im the one thats getting 4 manned and exhausted every fight.

good old "5v5" teamwork.

GarthBrooksXD1 votes

yeah i'd be mad too but can't say im surprised cuz it happens to me all the damn time. Like every fucking promo series I get there is a dickhead. Good luck making it back to your series though. For sure it's easier next time you just have to win one game. :)

McFatal1 votes

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yeah i'd be mad too but can't say im surprised cuz it happens to me all the damn time. Like every fucking promo series I get there is a dickhead. Good luck making it back to your series though. For sure it's easier next time you just have to win one game. :)

ye but im planning on skipping to d1 and if this cockroach team set me behind in anyway im going to tilt.

score was 10-38 when i started helping everyone out and got us 40-48 regardless of the morons that possessed my mid and bot lanes WHILE our jungle got caught.

i did every single thing that game but it still didnt matter because what riot saw was "defeat" at the end of the screen so tey just summed it up to a loss and bunched me in with the 4 retards riot matched me with to begin with.

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