Curious question about yasuo

BeMyFriendPlease·9/11/2016, 3:02:43 PM·11 votes·698 views

Him moving wraps wind around him

He dashes through minions cutting them with his sword

He stabs them with his sword sending the wind out

How does he literally fart out a massive ass wall straight under him while still swinging his sword forward?

To those who haven't spam downvoted me yet hear me out... Every champion in their game has quirks from hooks with invisible chains on the edge of their blades to people drinking the blood off the blade of their axes, but it at least happens in the "direction" it occurs in.

Why does windman have an invisible passive that is clearly him crapping out an unstoppable all powerful invincible gale-force tower of flatulence that he hides with his sword animation to make it seem like it isnt coming out of his ass?

tldr; rename windwall's definition to "Yasuo farts out an unstoppable omnidirectional wall of anal wind that he then directs towards somewhere with his sword"

Tada! no more need to nerf, because then it'd make sense why it explodes from the center of his body instantly and unstoppably.

PS: Make it green and/or brownish yellow

9 Comments

TyrekGoldenspear9/11/2016, 5:08:54 PM6 votes

I... I think this should be under M&G...

NightmareAmazoX9/11/2016, 4:58:54 PM5 votes

Ask the same then for Anivia AurelionSol Azir Ekko Vladimir Teemo Karthus Kalista You are trying to apply logic into a video game.

Akali is SO HOT9/11/2016, 7:16:15 PM4 votes

Farting is the best form of CC

Astôlfo9/11/2016, 3:56:53 PM2 votes

I'm guessing it's like, a sort of cartoon/anime-ish idea of him slashing the air hard enough to make an actual physical gust/shockwave of wind. Which apparently slows to a stop and just stays in place... for some reason?

SlntReaper9/11/2016, 3:45:36 PM1 votes

I lol'd so hard

JustMyBassCannon9/11/2016, 3:48:17 PM1 votes

10/10 would + again

Papa Slothy9/11/2016, 7:02:37 PM1 votes

I think it should be summoned infront of him :^)