Dear premades

BeMyFriendPlease·Apr 14, 2016·7 votes·529 views

Thank you for your positive attitudes.

Your map awareness, and always accepting responsibilities for when you fail to notice things, follow your lane, ping, respond to pings, or read chat.

Thank you for being unbiased, and working with the team instead of blindly flaming whoever isn't with you.

It is a good experience in league to have such cooperation and teamwork being with you all!

I am SO glad that riot forces solo players to play with you and experience this joy

Every.

Fucking.

Game.

12 Comments

QuephaApr 14, 20163 votes

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Every.

Fucking.

Game.

Not in your most recent game.

In fact, you didn't play with anything larger than a duo in your last 5 games.

BeMyFriendPleaseApr 14, 20161 votes

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Not in your most recent game.

In fact, you didn't play with anything larger than a duo in your last 5 games.

I'll give you one guess who were the flamers too.

Unfortunately.............duos are premades

QuephaApr 14, 20161 votes

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I'll give you one guess who were the flamers too.

Unfortunately.............duos are premades

Does that include the game where you were part of a duo?

Just Blame JennyApr 14, 20162 votes

Dear solos,

I often do premades because I love the social aspect of the game.

I do call my role in champ select even if there are four of us, because it's not fair to you to put you wherever we want you. I know that, and will give up my role if you take mine.

I don't communicate with you very well. I do try to ping my MIAs when they might affect you, and I do try to ping objectives when it seems you're not getting what I'm doing, but I'm not gonna lie here. I communicate with you way less than I would were I not in a premade. Do I forget you even exist? To an extent, yes, honestly. I know it's very rude of me, but I'm primarily focused on hanging with my friends.

At the end of the day, I do try to include you. I'll engage you in small talk, and will remark on any plays you do particularly well. But you're not my friend, and so I'll be a little forgetful when it comes to your needs from time to time.

I'm very sorry about that. I hope your next experience is better.

Sincerely, Premade Scum

JbelsApr 14, 20162 votes

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Dear solos,

I often do premades because I love the social aspect of the game.

I do call my role in champ select even if there are four of us, because it's not fair to you to put you wherever we want you. I know that, and will give up my role if you take mine.

I don't communicate with you very well. I do try to ping my MIAs when they might affect you, and I do try to ping objectives when it seems you're not getting what I'm doing, but I'm not gonna lie here. I communicate with you way less than I would were I not in a premade. Do I forget you even exist? To an extent, yes, honestly. I know it's very rude of me, but I'm primarily focused on hanging with my friends.

At the end of the day, I do try to include you. I'll engage you in small talk, and will remark on any plays you do particularly well. But you're not my friend, and so I'll be a little forgetful when it comes to your needs from time to time.

I'm very sorry about that. I hope your next experience is better.

Sincerely, Premade Scum

Dear Premades,

Please stop reporting everyone who isn't in your group just because they aren't in your group. I shouldn't have to go into games worried that I'll get reported because the premades I'm with are dicks and can't accept that losses happen, and it isn't always anyone's fault but yours

Sincerely, A Sion main

Just Blame JennyApr 14, 20162 votes

Dear Solos,

I only do this if you're a dick or obviously intentionally feeding. I can tell the difference between being bad, or tilted, or intentionally feeding mind you. And the latter happens very rarely.

I'm sorry that some of my fellow premades are jerks. We're not all terrible people though.

JbelsApr 14, 20162 votes

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Dear Solos,

I only do this if you're a dick or obviously intentionally feeding. I can tell the difference between being bad, or tilted, or intentionally feeding mind you. And the latter happens very rarely.

I'm sorry that some of my fellow premades are jerks. We're not all terrible people though.

Dear premades, Well ok

WinBoatApr 14, 20161 votes

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Dear Premades,

Please stop reporting everyone who isn't in your group just because they aren't in your group. I shouldn't have to go into games worried that I'll get reported because the premades I'm with are dicks and can't accept that losses happen, and it isn't always anyone's fault but yours

Sincerely, A Sion main

I fucking hate premades. Good luck if you end up a jungler for them. Seriously, had like 5 or 6 groups in different matches report me yesterday and bitch about everything. One complained I took smite and IGNITE instead of "flash" when his friend in mid lane who was Morgana took TP/Ignite instead of flash, but of course the idiot wouldn't say anything to Morgana his precious premade friend, but instead harassed me all game about my ignite, and so did his other premade friend bot lane, both of which were terrible and fed their lane.

Solo junglers have it the worse when you get matched up with these kids

KillerKellApr 14, 20162 votes

Funny, you could switch 'Pre-Made' with 'Solo' and write the exact same thing in Season 5.

Being a Pre Made or a Solo has no bearing, at all, on Mechanical Skill, Map Awareness or even General Team Work.

People forget what Pre-Mades are made off... Individuals.

Some of those Individuals join a group and try to get better together.... others join a group and bring the same Toxicity and Stupidity to that Pre-Made as they did in their Solo Games.

Just like some Solo Players try to unite, in that single game, with the others to enhance the chance at Victory. While other Solo Players will ignore everyone and take a Carry (despite Team Comp Needs) in an attempt to win it on their own.

5 Solos, working together in a Single Game to communicate and control the game will beat a Pre-Made of 5 who simply suck and fail at the things that make a 'Team' more effective than a group of Individuals.

People act like every Pre-Made they face is Immortals, and that every Pre-Made they are teamed with is Dumb and Dumber.

WoonStruckApr 14, 20161 votes

inb4 this is a sarcasm thread

MonsterNeedsApr 14, 20161 votes

Dear Premades,

uuuuhm got space for one more?

Cheers,

Lonely Solo

Mr FidoriApr 14, 20161 votes

Always. I play with a group of 4 a lot, and we love it when we get a solo with a good attitude and good communication, and it goes fairly well. I hate threads like this, where someone acts like they only get matched with premades (which they don't) that suck (not always) and are super-toxic (almost never). I could write a similarly snarky note to the solo players that make games unfun for us.