I have come to accept that I will never be able to play all the champions

So I am mastering in every role, today I found one jungle route that Garen is most efficient at, and yes there are champions more suited for this, but justice knows no bounds!

Here's what I did:

• full attack marks

• rest as CDR runes

• thunder l0rds 0/18/12 get the delicious cookies and jungle masteries (no speed shit)

• start with & x3

• garens start is weak but becomes really stronk later

• go with ignite and smite so the monsters in the jungle and in the lanes won't fuck wit hyou

• does not give enough sustain for a fast clear and is immediately useless after the first clear

• start with Q

• go krugs first

• if you get leash save your smite, pot afterwards (to 90% HP) and go red, smite after taking some damage (cos it healz you crazy ikr)

• if you don't get leash cos your team mates are afk go outside and don't come back, the game was lost from the beginning

• if your team mates are present but they don't want to help you don't panic! Go krugs first and smite straight away, spam Q till all is murdered

• you should be at half health if you don't suffer from narcolepsy, pot and wait for scuttle to spawn should be 15 seconds, kill it!

• if you feel pro don't wait for scuttle and counter jungle enemy blue at your own risk

• now you should be 3/4 to full HP ready to kill red or dead

• when fighting red ward the upper entrance to river and shank the bastard in the bushes, no mercy

• after red if you're low on hp pot and wait for your passive to kick in before raptors, you can sit in mid lane bushes in case an opportunity arises

• don't gank unless they're more than half way down

• beyblade those raptors, (babies first) don't smite save that for blue

• run across mid lane when you can for free exp, just don't steal the cs while they're looking, makes you look bad ass running across not givin a fuck

• congrats the hard part is done!

• you should have 1 pot left and most of your hp

• are your team mates mentally challenged? don't gank continue farming blue side!

• are your team mates challenger? don't gank you'll only fucking ruin it

• kill the wolves first (smite is almost off CD) kill pups first

• now savage blue, smite his ass for a fast clear, you should be around level 4 now

• pop your pot and shove some demacia up gromps avenue

• don't get W till level 7, you want to get garens damage up, his defenses are shit this early on anyway

Build in this order:

No time to build you'll reach 40% CDR with blue buff, tell mid lane to go fuck itself you are the hero of demacia & gotta go fast fuck that tower, fuck this tower, fuck all the towers

You can build w/e you want after this, enemy team ff by now so I idk

DEMACIAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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