What's with all the skanky b!t&hes?

All these skanky chicks? Where's the fat girls? We have Gragas with a beer keg. Give us a big thick chick that does something like throws old dried out hard cupcakes at the enemy, or deep fried ice cream cones or turkey legs. Maybe solidified Rice Krispie Treats even.

I don't see how these chicks in the game do all the stunts they do wearing a g-string. That'd split them right in two every time they bend over.

Seriously though, they need a big female chick in the game.