Dear Top lane Morgana

I hate you more than Yasuo players who give me a heart attack of whether they are good or bad. I hate you more than Leblanc mains who think it takes strategic skill to press W then spam it so she instantly teleports backs as soon as she becomes reasonably able to be targeted with cc. I hate you more than an Annie who just holds onto her passive just waiting to stun you. I hate you more than the Gragas "mains" who take him jungle in ranked with no idea of how to play him. I hate you more than a fed Shaco spamming his worm dance. I hate you more than a Kat who always gets her ultimate off perfectly because we need to blow cc on the frontline bumrushing us. I hate you more than Teemo.

To hell with you and your 900 range W. You make farming boring. You make harass useless. You make it impossible for me to outplay and kill you. You make it impossible for me to be punished with a death or loss in cs because I just farm it while rooted and heal up with Hydra. You make it impossible for me to back without teleport because you'll just instantly shove the lane if I'm not there. You make her only potential counterplay, ganks after popping her E, moot because you're top lane and if I get a gank, we just lost dragon and who the hell cares if Morgana falls behind so long as she has Zhonya's?

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You have no sympathy from me when that W nerf comes through since it doesn't force you to actually be in auto attack range to farm. You'll just continue to rush catalyst, making it even harder for you to mess up and give you extra mana regen so you can cast W 2 maybe 3 times and still kill the wave. Even if you lose cs, again, who cares so long as you have zhonya's?

Gut her W range.

Signed,