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A Superb Villain47 votes

I never realized Mordekaiser had an hourglass figure.

planters16 votes

yeah apparently he's a sexy master of metal. gonna beat your head in and look flawless doing it

WolfBV20 votes

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Popstar Morde confirmed?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b37f1c1e0d96623dbd7d52f3f4be8bd6/tumblr_inline_nvo16v5SKI1s9yc5d_500.gif

LOOK AT THOSE RATINGS!!!

DragonShea3 votes

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Popstar Morde confirmed?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b37f1c1e0d96623dbd7d52f3f4be8bd6/tumblr_inline_nvo16v5SKI1s9yc5d_500.gif

Dafuq son*[zombie-brand-mindblown]*

Jeddy0172 votes

MettaMorde EX.

Borbland3 votes

This gif fills me with determination.

BroLane2 votes

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Popstar Morde confirmed?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b37f1c1e0d96623dbd7d52f3f4be8bd6/tumblr_inline_nvo16v5SKI1s9yc5d_500.gif

GOOD IDEA PLS IMPLEMENT RITO

Doxkid16 votes

And childbearing hips...

Milodic Mellodi1 votes

Mordekaiser=woman confirmed.

Malicious Metal12 votes

He's a beautiful Iron Maiden

Pledgie2 votes

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I never realized Mordekaiser had an hourglass figure.

zhonyas hourglass perhaps?

Milodic Mellodi7 votes

Imagine if that was a side-effect of using item 3157 too much. "WARNING: MAY TRANSFORM USER INTO FEMALE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TITS, CLITS, OR FUNNY BITS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER ON YOUR PERSON."

Kinjishi1 votes

"I never realized Mordekaiser had a Zhonya's figure." *fixed

James Stone3 votes

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I never realized Mordekaiser had an hourglass figure.

He also has a face and a mouth if you look inside the helmet

SelflessTeammate2 votes

circles cursor around what you just said This is the best comment on the site.

Sky of Smiles23 votes

For a guy who's a suit of armor, he doesn't scale off armor Malphite Rammus

DragonShea3 votes

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For a guy who's a suit of armor, he doesn't scale off armor Malphite Rammus

What a burn.[slayer-jinx-catface]

HayRoss2 votes

Taric You guys left me out...

Truly outrageous

Kinjishi1 votes

Nautilus also left out and bigger than all three of you combined.

HayRoss1 votes

Nautilis doesn't stack off of armor

Kinjishi1 votes

*Nautilus "doesn't stack off of armor" Neither does Mordekaiser, which is the point of the first half of the sentence.

HayRoss1 votes

I was talking about how in the original post, he was talking about how unlike Mordekaiser, Malphite and Rammus both scale off of armor. Taric also scales off of armor. Nautilus does not.

I don't know what you're trying to say here

Trap Nap16 votes

Okay we get it, you like Morde.

You're just trying too hard to stroke your growing e-peen on this now.

WookieJesuz1 votes

we get it you vape play hitler morde

Oshlet13 votes

How would one vape hitler?

SlytherinUmbreon6 votes

Burn his corpse and inhale the smoke. Complain about how he stinks even when he burns. It's very ironic.

I Miss Cannon1 votes

So. Much. This.

Du Ma Mi4 votes

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Okay we get it, you like Morde.

You're just trying too hard to stroke your growing e-peen on this now.

Maybe it's because he's a Morde main? Maybe some people like his posts? Hell, maybe there's even one or two guys who main Morde out there who aren't him? But that's just my two cents.

Lord Boltrix3 votes

(Mordekaiser main) Yolo!

Malicious Metal8 votes

Mordekaiser You only live once, fool!

Pledgie1 votes

i dont even really like morde but i like this guys dedication and resilience for the champion. Sona would be my mordekaiser as it is for you

Lazypeon1002 votes

{quoted}

Okay we get it, you like Morde.

You're just trying too hard to stroke your growing e-peen on this now.

I really don't see the problem with the thread? It's just an (appreciative) joke thread. Joke threads pop up on a daily basis with click bait titles, some of them trying to get a point across while others don't.

Let malicious be happy that his favorite character isn't actually being ignored like everyone's initial fears. We wouldn't want another cass situation :/.

ChaosThief7 votes

Was the title a pun, by any chance?

If so, stamp of approval.

Ya Boı7 votes

but the pizza feet problem

Lord Boltrix8 votes

Dude, that's the source of his true power.

HayRoss1 votes

Taric is as powerful as Mordekaiser then?

macromite1 votes

as a toplaner, it works well, if your willing to put in the time to understand his rotation.

Ardond1 votes

Problem? but Pizza Feet are so useful, why it the most convenient way to carry pizza.

Wind Whistler1 votes

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but the pizza feet problem

What if he just has big boobs?

Brascus4 votes

The first time I played Morde I butt rushed xin thinking I was in an invincible suit of hulking armor, then my hp disappeared.

Raid Boss Morde4 votes

Needs to be 10% bigger!

DragonShea2 votes

Oh yeah If you look closely, you can actually see mordes face. I think he does have a proper one even if he is cast out of his armor.

AquariusGine1 votes

I think Mordekaiser is more interesting as a Carry than a Tank

DragonShea3 votes

{quoted}

I think Mordekaiser is more interesting as a Carry than a Tank

He IS one. If morde was a real juggernaut then he would be op in top lane or even mid. but with the low stats and the high damage of his Q he is more or less one.

TwoD1 votes

Pizzzzzaa...iron pizzzzaaaaa [zombie-nunu-hearts]

Stars Shaper1 votes

I guess this is what Riot meant when they talked about making him more tanky.

Zhire1 votes

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Catastrop1 votes

Mordekaiser could be a model.

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