so I just laned against a vlad.

MunchCrunchLunch··19 votes·2,496 views

his E was chunking 1/4s of my health at level 4. he solo carried the game. took the most damage. did 3 times as much damage as anyone on his team including their fed ad carry. took the most damage in the game. we couldn't even 3v1 him. his empowered q. healed him for 35% of his hp. laning against him. was the worst fucking laning experience of my life. so who the fuck counters him in lane

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ShinkoMinori18 votes

A tampon

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

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A tampon

let me get a few from my mom they might work.

Ozag the Mighty1 votes

Rofl

Marshbouy10 votes

Did anyone get a item 3123 or item 3165 ? If not don't make this post.

Pnakotic9 votes

Just buyitem 3123 seriously; It's damn good versus hight sustain char.

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

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Just buyitem 3123 seriously; It's damn good versus hight sustain char.

am gonna be so squishy with that he will just one shot me

UB3R 1337 H4X8 votes

That's kinda the trade-off, if you don't wanna pay gold too counter him then give up one of your summoners for summoner 14 which applies grievous wounds.

CeexSett3 votes

You could buy the item that gives defensive stats, offensive stats, sustain, mobility, utility and carry potential at the same time.

Oh wait that doesn't exist.

It Hertz When IP2 votes

item 3078

Wait, forgot the sustain.

CeexSett1 votes

Close, but the mobility is a bit stretched :p

It Hertz When IP1 votes

You never said it had to have fantastic mobility. ^-^

hgjkdlsaf jeldvb1 votes

what if I'm AP. Morellos doesn't work unless I get him low, which won't happen after he 1st buys visage

Over Innsmouth5 votes

In terms of counters, the only real option you have is Riven . She will destroy him.

Other than her, your options are Darius if you can get ahead you'll be able to ruin him due to Vlad's short range,Nasus ; not as a Vlad-counter, but as someone who can get tanky enough to just continue to push waves and ignore Vlad while he takes towers - he also forces Vlad's to either lose towers for free or make him return top, taking his power away from the teamfights. Rumble is alright, but you have to be quite good with him to pull him off against Vlad. Just rush Liandry's and Abyssal and you should be fine. Swain Ryze do counter Vlad, but only as long as they have mana. A bad Vlad will try to fight them while they have mana or be too afraid to come close for cs, a good Vlad will continuously trade until they are out of mana and then go for the kill.

Hope this helps!

Btw, I don't want to call you a liar, but there's no way that Tides of Blood is doing 25% of your health at level 4. Did you perhaps mean the empowered Q, because that's possible.

Avoiding the E and Q's are actually quite easy. E can be minion blocked, so just stand in the wave and you'll be fine. Q is hugely telegraphed on his resource bar, so just look out for that and run away accordingly. Also, if you can bait out his pool however you can, he's easy pickings for a gank.

OneExit4 votes

item 3123 item 3123 item 3123 item 3123 item 3123 item 3123

Ruin Lance3 votes

good question on who counters him i've actually been wondering this myself

Fiora Renekton Swain Hecarim Taliyah DrMundo Maokai Brand Azir Nasus Kennen

i've seen all of them do good against him before so try one of them i guess

Serevas1 votes

TF also does well once he hits 6 he impacts the other lanes to the point that Vlad's lane bullying is a nonfactor.

Only Play Darius6 votes

The fact that you listed Nasus clearly shows you have no idea what you're talking about.

Jayrett3 votes

Susan can do great if he builds SV and vlad doesn't go deadman's/abyssal

IcyPepper4 votes

and vlad doesn't go deadman's/abyssal

Is that Susan doing great, or Vlad not doing so great?

That's a gambit.

Jayrett1 votes

Vlad still has a hard time even with those items, it just makes it harder for susan to just treat him as a minion is all

IcyPepper1 votes

shrugs

I'm just saying it's very risky to use "hope [X] doesn't do obvious [Y]" as a strategy. It's one thing when it's a feint, which is why vision is so strong, but hoping they don't modify their build?

Then again, lane swaps could happen. You could force someone to heavily itemize against you, then lane swap so they have a hard time against someone of a different damage type.

Only Play Darius2 votes

"He does great if his opponent doesn't build X"

If a champion's success in a matchup is dependent on his opponent building wrong, then it's not a good matchup. End of story.

Jayrett1 votes

Susan still beats Vlad even if vlad builds those, it's a absolute lose for vlad if he doesn't however.

Only Play Darius1 votes

Vlad has always been one of Nasus's roughest matchups, I don't know what kind of boosted Vlads you've been playing against.

hgjkdlsaf jeldvb1 votes

nasus just rushes SV and farms lane. If vlad also tries to farm, he eventually loses.

MunchCrunchLunch3 votes

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good question on who counters him i've actually been wondering this myself

Fiora Renekton Swain Hecarim Taliyah DrMundo Maokai Brand Azir Nasus Kennen

i've seen all of them do good against him before so try one of them i guess

it seems like you have no fucking clue what you're talking about

Over Innsmouth1 votes

The Fiora has to be good to beat Vlad, and if the Vlad is good it goes back into his favour.

Renekton can destroy Vlad the way he can destroy anyone, but if he doesnt before Vlad gets his first item he's fucked.

Swain only counters Vlad as long as he has mana, and even then Vlad can move out of Q and W to negate a portion of his kit.

No idea about top Hecarim, havent seen it in forever.

Taliyah has the choice to rush Abyssal or Morellos against Vlad. Whichever one she doesnt will cause her to lose.

Mundo can't really kill a competent Vlad, but neither can the Vlad, so it's a noodleslap contest - same for Maokai.

Brand will be destroyed by anyone who knows how to dodge his spells.

Azir can keep Vlad at range, but once Vlad gets on top of Azir he's chicken.

Nasus shouldnt be able to kill Vlad at any point in the game, but Vlad shouldnt be able to kill him either (as long as he has mana for Q).

Kennen can go either way, but the better the Vlad is the harder it is for Kennen to win.

Malicious Metal1 votes

Mordekaiser ?

Over Innsmouth1 votes

Want my honest opinion?

It's a slugfest, the purest of slugfests. The key to winning is hitting/dodging Siphon of Destruction. If Morde can get his shield and damage, he's a-ok, if Vlad can avoid that, he's happy as a clam.

hgjkdlsaf jeldvb1 votes

Dude, I'm pretty sure maokai would get wrecked by vlad.

Coperos1 votes

Nahh, just use Heimerdinger . It's surprisingly effective.

Apocalypsic2 votes

Riven is love. Riven is life.

newbin2 votes

Seriously play a few game with him learn him and he is easy to deal with.

Defended4 votes

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Seriously play a few game with him learn him and he is easy to deal with.

lol.

bro0rtega2 votes

For anyone that plays jax against vlad, I'd suggest you wait for him to use his e, then jump on him. If he activates w, wait .5 seconds then use your e. You'll take 25%, reduced damage from aoe, and no damage from minions. He'll lose current percent health and when he comes up, he'll be stunned. Do a couple more hits until he's back under his tower. This will either send him back to base or cause him to play defensively. Either way, you'll win the trade and get gold and farm or just more farm. Reply if you have any more questions.

MunchCrunchLunch1 votes

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For anyone that plays jax against vlad, I'd suggest you wait for him to use his e, then jump on him. If he activates w, wait .5 seconds then use your e. You'll take 25%, reduced damage from aoe, and no damage from minions. He'll lose current percent health and when he comes up, he'll be stunned. Do a couple more hits until he's back under his tower. This will either send him back to base or cause him to play defensively. Either way, you'll win the trade and get gold and farm or just more farm. Reply if you have any more questions.

dude i literally died under my turret from 100-0 at level 5

bro0rtega3 votes

Ok, so I looked up your match history, and your runes and masteries check out with whom you're matched-up against. But... I feel there are a few things that went wrong.

1: You didn't get Q at lvl 2. You should use your q-e combo at lvl 2, because with flask, you can regenerate mana fairly easy at lower levels, and at lvl 3, your power-spike is stronger than vlads (i believe.... may need to test)

2: You maxed E, I normally either max w or q depending on match-up.

3: After you died, you kept dying. Something to keep in mind playing as Jax, you need farm really bad. If you feed, your Jungler is NOT going to gank 4 u. so farming some jungle camps or roam is better than trying to farm and failing and dying. Don't go back to lane to die.

4: You shouldn't die under tower. Let me explain. If you're just trying to farm under turret, try and bring minions further back to be able to farm safer. If vlad dives you, then he'll trigger the turret. In a case in which you're both 100% health, Q-W to him, and if he uses his W, use your E to stun after he gets outs of troll pool. Then walk back to farming unless you have the upper edge and he's not running away. If you're too low, recall after you clear waves, and he has a 26 cd on w, while you have a 16 CD on E. He'll die if he dives you again within that threshold of time.

5: Speaking of Cooldowns, he becomes untargetable for two seconds, and your E dodge lasts TWO seconds. Basically, use your E very shortly after he W's, and you'll have a near definite stun.

Let me know if you disagree on something, I'd love to chat some more. Or let's play a game together sometime.

EDIT: I'm Talking about the match-up between Jax and Vladimir if anyone happens to get lost.

rtbf2023292062 votes

Fizz ? can work never lost lane vs vlad as fizz

Shonjl2 votes

item 3165 item 3123 summoner 14 all completely ruin him, if no one got any of those then no one has the right to even speak.

ADCS destroy him if they have item 3156 and either item 3033 or item 3036 since their maw will negate a massive amount of his damage and stop his kill potential extremely, and the other 2 items either completely shutdown his healing or inflict more damage than he can even remotely sustain due to having a high health pool. Even his empowered Qs mean little if they only hit for like 700 before resist are taken into account or that with GW will cut it basically in half, or the fact the ADC will hit that hard every half second anyways.

Mages just need item 3165 and poke him down since they will hurt him far easily and more than he can heal himself, and once he is at the point that GW starts proccing, they can all in him and he can't do anything other than pool flash away or die.

Assassins can still one shot him since he doesn't really build resist, so a Zed or Yasuo will still eat his face with little issue themselves.

Want to know counters to him? People that sustain better than him. Mundo, Garen, and Darius easily outclass him. Mundo does mostly %damage since Vlad hp stacking won't help him much while Mundo will build MR to make him worthless and basically a free kill. Garen will basically reach a point that he will become too tanky to take out, but is more than capable of taking Vlad out with his ult, moreso if he is the villian, and if Garen isn't dropped, he will come back within seconds at max health which Vlad can only dream of doing. Darius will just get 5 stacks on him and then blow him up since the bleed will mostly counter his sustain while Darius's massive AD steriod and ult will make short work of him. Hell even a good stacked Viegar or Nasus will eat him with ease since Nasus with good stacks will heal just as much as him, while doing far more damage than he can output. And Viegar just has to trap him once to explode him.

President Swa1n1 votes

The way I've always seen it is you DON'T beat him in lane. You at best try to go 0-0 in lane and render him useless later on with your team.

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

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The way I've always seen it is you DON'T beat him in lane. You at best try to go 0-0 in lane and render him useless later on with your team.

lmao he scales so hard. you kidding. supposedly his weakest part is the early game and so far he has illaoi and darius level of early games

Jet Sett4 votes

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lmao he scales so hard. you kidding. supposedly his weakest part is the early game and so far he has illaoi and darius level of early games

Someone found their scapechamp. Scapechamp: the champion you hate so much you say things that are completely untrue to spite it. For me it's Fizz. I say Fizz has no mechanics and is braindead easy all the time, but I know that's not true. Just like you know Vlad is nowhere near Darius and Illaoi in terms of early game damage. Though I'm sure you'd love to know his empowered Q heals more the lower his health.

President Swa1n1 votes

(OMG ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOARD MEMBERS COMMENTED ON MY POST O.O)[zombie-nunu-hearts]

So that's what it's called... I've been trying my hardest to not have a personal scapechamp and I believe I've succeeded for the most part. Every champion I consistently lose to just makes me think I'm bad (which I am). I also (mostly) try not to call any champion over powered and see the game as balanced for the majority of it. I realize that it allows me to improve rather than remain stagnant.

Jet Sett3 votes

I'm sorry, I don't see any interesting board members here.

Anyways, it's good that you haven't got one as even if you realize that the anger you're feeling is just from frustration against the champion and not the champ itself, it still means that the champ is frustrating you enough to harm your judgement. The same way I fed Nasus as Vlad because "hurr durr I'm Vlad I can kill any melee champ even if he's a sustain tank with MR, HURR DURR I'M GOOD AT VLAD I SWEAR ON ME MUMTHER!" I mean seriously. Still love Vlad though, it's fun to be someone that can take a punch in lane, looking at you TwistedFate .

President Swa1n1 votes

Yeah, it's as if picking Vlad sends a message kind of like "This lane is either officially going to be passive or you get face rolled"

BluePolarizer1 votes

His late game is Vayne and Karthus level lol.

President Swa1n1 votes

If he gets ahead early, which is what I'm saying you should NOT allow him to do. In lane, his sustain makes it impossible for you to effectively trade until you farm enough to get enough items to burst him down and out of lane.

Yaskamasandwich1 votes

Best I've seen is a Darius with executioner's calling. That combined with his bleed kept Vlad from successfully trading at all.

Ralanr1 votes

If you find a champion that counters him, please tell me. I hate that blood siphoner.

Lady Hammerlock1 votes

The 2 people that come to mind that counter him in team fights are Katarina and Varus because they are the 2 last champions with built in grevious wounds

other then that buy item 3123 on AD's or item 3165 for AP's

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