Champion design idea: Ghostcrawler, Ruiner of Games

Passive: Every 5 minutes you have the ability to create a new item or passive of your choosing. Q: Immediately buff the champion you are playing for the remainder of the game. W: Create an entirely new champion or class if you're not winning the game. E: Completely change the rune system to make the game faster, more exciting, and fun (and also easier for your champion to win)! R: Ignore all criticism and claim one doesn't need to actually play the game to win, they just have to exist (oh and just instantly kill everyone on both teams, all towers, and on second use the enemy Nexus).