@Riot I loathe this game

I had a big long post here about anti fun champs and how every game I play is full of them and that I dub this the anti fun meta, but instead I will restate the above.

I loathe this game. Your game has transcended un-fun. It is now anti fun. I could write volumes on why, but I'm not your fucking balance and design team.

I feel certain that at some much distant period in history I experienced something approaching the emotion of love for this game. Now I'm definitely in that horribly uncomfortable phase in a failed relationship where you are pretty sure you actually now loath the other person, but all your shit is in different places and you don't actually have anyone else in mind in particular that you'd rather be with and hell, let's just be honest here, Sex, even loveless, mechanical, passionless thrusting is still often preferable to masturbation.

There are just so many little things at this point, so many minuscule grievances which alone would be nothing, but together create this enormous cancerous mass of shitty anti fun game play. Some of the things are not at all your fault, like the way in which people communicate with each other in game, some of them are absolutely 100% your fault, like how you consistently throw all manner of random fucking game play mechanics and changes and stupid fucking bullshit into and out of the game without even giving players a chance to get used to the changes, some of the things are just the kinds of shit you spend your money on suggesting that you don't have a fucking clue what makes a game fun. Nobody who plays this game actually gives a fuck about lore Riot. I know your stupid survey says that they do, but they are a part of the "community". The rest of us who play the game, we don't give a fuck. No Riot, we don't need ANOTHER Teemo skin. No Riot, I don't know why you insist on continuing to give CertainlyT a salary. When you need to pay 10 other people just to fix 1 person's mistakes, maybe you should re-examine how you employ people.

How about a matchmaking system that doesn't eat goat dick. How about you get on that eventually. How about a replay system already? How about a functional test mode so that I can actually properly experiment with all the new fangled shit that you insist in cramming into this game every two weeks.

All tiny bullshit easily ignored things by themselves, like I said.

But do you know what I hate the most.

I hate that this is the best of the Genre, a genre I truly love. I loved this style of game long before you named it moba and LoL completely monopolizes it. Anything else that wants to compete has to do it with stupid gimicks (hots) or has to appeal to nostalgia with purposely janky and dated mechanics (dota). And that's it. There's nothing else. If I want to play this kind of game, I have League, I have Dota and I have hots. Yours is just the least bad of a shitty lot.

At yet my favorite memories of playing video games have come playing this kind of game, so like some fucking aging hippie, I keep plugging away at it hopping for a chance to rekindle that lost glory.

Fuck you Riot and fuck your stupid game.