Getting out of Bronze in 5 steps -By a perpetually salty Bronze player
Hey! Didn't see you there, looks like you have that brown B on your mind... Bronze, huh? Well, I've been Bronze my WHOLE LIFE, so I'll tell ya how other people have gotten out of Bronze!
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Play simple champions. Simple champions make it easy to pull of sick moves and make everyone else rage! It's known that a League of Legends player in Bronze is 89.99% gen-u-ine salt!
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Make sure you know what your weaknesses are, and totally ignore them! Acknowledging the fact that your champion doesn't have any reliable Crowd Control or escape only makes it more likely that you will survive that team fight, not that you'll win the game! Ignore it and use the time you spent dead to look at everyone's builds and find flaws you can use against them when THEY die!
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Leave behind simple human decency! Telling someone their family should be drowned in the family aquarium isn't awful, it's helpful. People work better when under high amounts of emotional stress! It makes their minds sharper and more likely to notice their own mistakes and take them seriously. They'll thank you when the adrenaline and tears stop!
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Insta-lock the newest champion, or rework, immediately after the patch. The most important thing you can do is show the LCS that you are worthy of a spot on the team of YOUR choice by maining a new champion in ranked the second it releases!
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Ignore the actions of the following: Warding, Pre-Picking, Communicating, Pinging, Team FIghting, Healing, and Backing Safely.
There you have it Pros and Gods. You've got the makings of a Challenger player yet! And just remember: It's not whether you win your lose, it's about ONLY WINNING AND MAKING RIOT REALIZE YOU ARE THE PLAYER THEY SHOULD CATER TO YOU ARE THE ALPHA OMEGA AND THE LCS CHAMP NEXT SEASON YOU SWEAR SO LONG AS YOU LIVE AND SO LONG AS YOUR MOM LETS YOU STAY UP TO PLAY GAMES
