How to tilt your jungler, sincerely a jungle main.
Shove up to the enemy turret whenever you are in lane, miss all the cs, don't ward, get ganked 1v2 and say "I love how x gets ganks but i can't" The jungler will naturally respond with "Back up and i can come up there, im not turret diving at level 6 (assuming he isnt a tank)"
Then completely ignore what he said, do the EXACT same thing, die and say "gg shit jungler we lose"
my blood is boiling hotter than the 7th circle of hell atm. :^)
and thats the story of how i failed my promos! ^_^
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real quick. (get it? im proud of that tbh)
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i guess even though i don't play him anymore after the balance team took a nice, steamy poop on him. Everybody else just doesn't have the "fuck you you are getting ganked now" power.
Dive in with Q. after 6 if they run Press R and sit them down again. R has no tether range and only breaks on like a handful of special circumstances. such as leblanc passive popping, shaco stealth, and teleport.

if you dont know to start your red/blue you are gonna have a bad time, i will 100% firstblood you or get your summs then your camps.