PSA: Saying "please stop coming to my lane" is NOT toxic.

it be lìke that·Oct 4, 2016·127 votes·4,350 views

I am winning lane, you are 0-4, i do not need you, it is clear you are horrible and yet i havent even mentioned it. You ganked twice, and brought their mid AND jungle with you both times and got me dove while you skipped away because you can do that.

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I politely asked for him to stop coming to my lane, how does he respond?

"/ALL REPORT TEEMO HE IS A DOUCHE"

"/all report this cancer ragemo"

I didn't realize not swearing, not bringing up how you dont even have your first finished item as a jungler at 18 mins. but politely asking you to not clown fiesta my lane makes ME toxic, but my all means plead for reports.

Can this even be construed as toxic?

80 Comments

PermabannedGarenOct 4, 201645 votes

Dude, you just have to accept that junglers never do anything wrong and are always better players than you are.

KhaZixTheScytherOct 4, 20162 votes

oi mate we do nothing wrong ever! Kappa

it be lìke thatOct 4, 201628 votes

as a primarily jungle main, this tilts me so hard when im actually laning.

no wonder people hate us.

LauchmelderOct 4, 20161 votes

Tbh I'm thankfull if a jungler ganks me and we actually get a tower. One of the reasons I primarily play Azir when I mid is so my jungler can stay away from my lane and pressure the other 2 lanes.

Had a friendly Lee trying to gank me consecutively yesterday without wasting a thought on my mana and that Azir literally has no CC until he gets Rylais or goes for a Shurima Shuffle.

MelledoneusOct 4, 20161 votes

Those microaggressions, bro. Reported.

AirKingNeoOct 4, 20161 votes

Same with supports.

Unstoppable MonkOct 4, 201620 votes

"I'm playing super passive."

FIVE MINUTES LATER

"WHAT THE FUCK MID HELP ME KILL SHIT OH LOOK IM BEING SHOT BY A TURRET YOU ARE BOOSTED OMFG I AM DED"

Then they gank again to tax the wave and ruin my lane control.

OuijaBoredOct 4, 201620 votes

Fucking. This. EVERYTIME.

Or when you're bot "Hey support please stop hitting my minions I'm not trying to choke up" "Okay!" blows full combo on minions doesnt ward river and I hope my one trinket is enough vision desperatly try's to let wave push back as your support tries to clear them all SUPER fast

Unstoppable MonkOct 4, 20168 votes

25 minutes later... Morgana "Learn to CS. Report ADC for trolling."

SpecterVonBarenOct 4, 20161 votes

In my experience, it's the ADC that refuses to stop shoving the lane.

Unstoppable MonkOct 5, 20161 votes

You haven't seen enough games to see an Alistar use his QW to "poke them" then.

SpecterVonBarenOct 5, 20162 votes

Well to be fair, I AM a support main so I rarely see the support on MY team push the wave.

Unstoppable MonkOct 5, 20162 votes

You miss 100% of the terrible fake support shots that you don't take.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

MelledoneusOct 4, 20164 votes

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Fucking. This. EVERYTIME.

Or when you're bot "Hey support please stop hitting my minions I'm not trying to choke up"

Nasus Listen, Sivir. You must realize who is the carry here. Sivir Me...? Nasus Incorrect. Now sell that silly blade and buy a sightstone.

Unstoppable MonkOct 5, 20161 votes

This kind of happens when I play Nasus support and surprise the enemy JG, Sup, and ADC at level 6 with my BF sword because they made the terrible mistake of giving first blood earlier. I only relic shield tap though and play the lane way back near my turret.

Ezreal "You won't scale." Nasus "You and your support won't live to see that happen."

SpôôkedOct 4, 20163 votes

Then they gank again to tax the wave and ruin my lane control.

THIS. OML. It's SUPER irritating when I play Nasus and the jg brings their premade mid with them to 'help push' my lane. In other words, they mean take my CS and run back off into jg. Like bruh, taking my CS defeats the purpose of me even picking Nasus, plus Nasus isn't supposed to push early in the first place.

ApparentlyToxicOct 4, 201611 votes

I LOVE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS. As a Jungle main, people telling me not to come to their lane is like Christmas when i'm behind or ahead because at that point i essentially got permission to free farm and it makes me so happy XD [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Insanity SongOct 4, 20161 votes

Now thats the proper way of thinking it even gives you some time to try invading and stealing some camps

ApparentlyToxicOct 4, 20161 votes

EXACTLY, gives me more time for me to build up and be the possible carry my team needs.

Insanity SongOct 4, 20161 votes

Nothing is scarier then a lvl 6 lee while you are only lvl 4

ApparentlyToxicOct 4, 20163 votes

That can be truly terrifying

Athenes LuluOct 4, 201610 votes

Or consistently coming to a Singed/Illaoi lane.

Good shit.

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20167 votes

Holy hell yes. Illaoi is basically built to 1 v 2 vs a jungle gank.

Singed doesn't WANT the kills and probably has his lane well under control via proxy.

Singed main here. Jungle ganks in my lane always turn out poorly. Every time.

BladeSteelOct 4, 20161 votes

When your toplane complains that you don't gank against a singed....who is proxying the entire game. And yet he's nasus...who should be able to farm under turret easily. He ends the 20 min game w/ less than 200 stacks...all because he was more worried about the singed and me ganking for him (as kha).

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20162 votes

Lmao. I always love those games. But i like it even more when the jungler DOES camp me. :p

DolasaurOct 4, 20164 votes

Seriously? If I was that Nasus, I'd be jumping for joy that I was going to have like 400 Q stacks and perfect CS for 20 minutes.

Brenticus12Oct 5, 20161 votes

I know right? When I have to top lane, knowing the enemy has a Singed is basically asking me to play Nasus (Or even just gangplank).

BakedLotionOct 4, 20161 votes

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Or consistently coming to a Singed/Illaoi lane.

Good shit.

Singed is easy as fuck to gank. He's only hard after 6 if he has ghost up. Early game he's free gold

Athenes LuluOct 4, 20163 votes

The thing is if you are trying to gank a Singed, you are only wasting your precious time.

Valuable time that could've gotten you a few dragons.

BakedLotionOct 4, 20161 votes

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The thing is if you are trying to gank a Singed, you are only wasting your precious time.

Valuable time that could've gotten you a few dragons.

? It takes like 10 seconds. It's like ganking any other top laner. If you have one hard cc he's as good as dead. Especially those people who proxy farm like it's gonna do anything. They're not gonna take dragon early game unless my mid laner is dead too.

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20162 votes

Congratulations. You just used 15-25 seconds, a summoner or two, and an ult to kill a singed worth 80 gold. :p

BakedLotionOct 4, 20161 votes

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Congratulations. You just used 15-25 seconds, a summoner or two, and an ult to kill a singed worth 80 gold. :p

Thats why I said early game. Read boy. You kill him 3 times early? You use that gold to fuck up other lanes. He isnt hard to gank anymore. Almost every top laner has hard cc and burst. I almost never have to use any summoners to kill a singed early on. And this is in diamond mmr. Theres a reason why hes not picked. Cause hes completely useless unless youre a dedicated singed main.

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20161 votes

Singed has a very, very unique play style. A lot of his skills don't apply to other champions. A lot of skills used on other champions don't apply much to him.

You really shouldn't be proxing unless you're a dedicated singed main. You should have the map awareness and knowledge of enemy jungle clear times, and your own laners abilities to execute early levels, or at least make the death worth it. Knowing where to ward is also important. Certain champions (like evelyn or shaco) change the equation after the first 3 waves.

Dedicated singed mains usually rely on the knowledge that you will have to go way out of your ideal clear in order to kill them to avoid early, non-execute deaths. Efficient clears for junglers become more important the higher your rank, making the reliability of this safety HIGHER the higher your MMR.

See You At BaronOct 4, 20161 votes

If you don't gank Singed early he just gets super tanky and super fucking fast so you can't catch him anyway. You can CC him, but he probably has Merc treads and a 3000 health pool. Pretty much have to burn his flash and then JarvanIV ult him to keep him in place

TheMinezOct 4, 20162 votes

One thing really bugs me about that...

WHAT Singed TAKES summoner 4 INTENTIONALLY?!?

Also, Singed can just E J4 out of his ult

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20163 votes

Some singeds take flash instead of TP top if the enemy team has a J4. J4 is the ONLY reason I can think of as to why you would ever take flash on him. It's not so much for the 1 on 1s (in which case, you're right, you can just flip him out.) It's more for the team fights where you might need to get out so you can peel for your carries.

I once had an enemy J4 flash ult my ADC. I flashed INTO his ult, goo flipped him out, and my AD shredded him. xD

The WhamboozlerOct 5, 20161 votes

Actually it's quite worth the effort to kill singed a few times early. It's only a waste of time if you FAIL to kill him. If you don't, you take that nice gold lead that he gave you and use it to brutalize other lanes, snowball them, and rush down towers. You beat singed by putting his team behind and closing out the game before he's an unkillable monster or setting things up so he can't backdoor without you forcing a 4v5 and taking his base.

Once he's durable enough to escape your ganks tho it's a waste of time to stomp him... or once he's fed so much that he's not worth much gold.

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20161 votes

Oh pleaassseee please please by the enemy jungler in my next singed game. =D

I LOVE enemy jungler like you.

Jerry SeinfeIdOct 4, 20161 votes

why proxy if you can just farm junglers?

but srsly. I don't proxy as singed and even then enemy ganks most of the time get me a kill or end up with me getting away.

ABSINTHEgedOct 4, 20161 votes

Why play singed and not proxy?

It's like playing kindred bot Lane.

Sure it's possible, but you're giving up a massive advantage your kit gives you.

Jerry SeinfeIdOct 4, 20162 votes

cuz it didn't work out for me and lane singed did. i win lane most of the time. my farm isn't bad even that way.

i actually play adc if i play kindred (which i barely do).

CandoodleOct 4, 20166 votes

is it toxic to tell the enemy jungler to please stop coming to your lane?

FortisDominusOct 4, 20164 votes

Love that shit when your jungle does an unnecessary solo dive, dies, and does not come back to help you out after giving the enemy laner and advantage. LOVE that shit

TwitchInMyPantsOct 4, 20162 votes

Its one thing if a dude is taking risks diving your opponent and feeding and its another if he's showing up to soak some exp while counterganking to help himself back into the game. You know the part about you bitching that he sucks? Its an effort to eliminate that since lanes have a lot more xp/gold available. It'd be ideal if he could visit a lane after its cleared on a recall to bump a level or two up or to time it but if he's counterganking or pressuring while taking a couple creeps that's pretty much what he should be trying to do, stay near the guy whos ahead to help himself.

Jet SettOct 4, 20161 votes

I had a pretty dank Lee Sin game earlier, but the way he works I don't know how you would die FOUR times early. Maybe once or twice due to poor life choices, but after that you just farm and ward your jungle.