At this point riot just fucking drop a nerf bomb on Yasuo's ass

GULAG 4 U··30 votes·2,276 views

Seriously it's fucking cancer to see people crying about him nonstop and making 4-5 words shitposts or posts just with extreme levels of hyperbole yet upvoted. Just nerf him so he's playable in ranked and doesn't appear in at least 50% of blind pick games. TY rito.

And people shut the fuck up about him. It would make scrolling the boards much less cancerous.

Oh wait, it's league, it's going to be cancer anyways.

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Darth Sidiouss14 votes

#Incoming patch 7.1 ; The cry of Yasuo

Yasuo _ Now dies instantly when leaving the base._

  • We at riot thought Yasuo was very oppressive. We apolgize for it taking us almost a year to realize XD So we decided to make him utter useless and dog shit for eternity.

######God i wish they would do this.

Tormentula5 votes

Patch 420.3

Yasuo Now has 100% crit chance at the start, OHKO's anything in his ult, and gets his shield everytime he Qs even if he misses

We at riot realized yasuo is a cancerous champion the community would like gutted. We feel we should keep that his identity and pursue it even more, so we decided to make yasuo impossible to deal with. We got your back! Also buy our new project: yasuo chroma bundle!

That's more accurate to riot.

Darth Sidiouss3 votes

#Patch 420.4

Yasuo 5 AD added to base damage.

;) cheers from riot Nidalee .

Darth Sidiouss3 votes

Not far enough my ugly friend https://s29.postimg.org/3kz83z2c7/trumpd.png

Anidan1 votes

We're going to make Taliyah build the wall and then Yasuo pays for it? I think I got it. Maybe. Eh, close enough.

50000000000000001 votes

420.5 Yasuo's Wind Wall now blocks dashes.

Darth Sidiouss1 votes

#Patch 420.420 ; A New Hope

Yasuo Useless swordsmen NEW : **Power of sailor moon ** _ - Yasuo Q now knocks enemies to the moon._ _ - But we hate him Now no longer dies when leaving the base._ NEW : Tacos & beans for dinner NEW : Farting sword

  • _All Yasuo's attacks emit farting sounds.
  • E now leaves a poison trail of cancerous gas. (90% AP ratio) _

_Meddler Notes: _ Balance team has confronted me on my decision with nerfing Yasuo. We now feel Yasuo is under performing due to constantly dying from the base. After long months of out cries from the boards we decided he needs a bit more.

The Ninjer1 votes

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#Incoming patch 7.1 ; The cry of Yasuo

Yasuo _ Now dies instantly when leaving the base._

  • We at riot thought Yasuo was very oppressive. We apolgize for it taking us almost a year to realize XD So we decided to make him utter useless and dog shit for eternity.

######God i wish they would do this.

He just gets shot by the other fountain whenever leaving base

Jungle Lux God9 votes

This is mildly inaccurate.

Yasuo needs to have a nerf bomb dropped on the rest of him too, not just his ass.

Dominick Destine4 votes

Complaining about threads that justifiably want to see Yasuo nerfed are the new "Upvote farm".

Cowseed4 votes

Because a thread that has a title like 'Gut this overloaded $@^! !%#!$' with the content of said thread being 'title' are completely justifiable.

Zero Skill Tank3 votes

They most definitely are. Yasuo is that much of a problem.

Anidan4 votes

They'll remember that when your guys' mains become cancer as well.

Cowseed2 votes

These people don't understand the concept of a main. They play what ever 'broken' champ YouTube says is OP. They don't care about fun champs they just care about winning. And that's it.

Incarceration3 votes

I don't think that will fix the problem. People cried about Zed nonstop, and now he got a "nerf bomb", people still complain about Zed even though the complaints are much less, and Zed is now way too hard to pull off.

I'm level 7 yasuo and he's already hard enough to pull off.

I'm also level 7 zed and now he feels like utter shit at all stages of the game. The only thing decent about him is his dueling potential when he splits and he gets a lot of items. Please, mastering a hard champion should be more rewarding, not a fking handicap. Might as well just master Annie.

Only Play Darius3 votes

It's not Yasuo, it's phantom dancer. I would rather they nerf that (since it will take care of Vayne and Graves as well)

EpicPizzaMaster1 votes

Fucking hate Vayne.

Very Hard Engage2 votes

all of his base stats are quite low with a lackluster damage kit all around.

the reason yasuo performs as well as he does is because of the free gold lead he gets over the majority of everyone else coupled with his fool proof auto win trade shield giving him a very cushy and easy early game.

if he didn't have that easy of an early game things would be very different, had he been released with just double crit passive he would be borderline garbage in the early game.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

then they should just nerf his level 1-2 shields or increase the cd.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

I love the idea behind a melee AD carry that can survive poke and has mobility to fuck ranged champions. I just hate how he totally invalidates immobile mages that rely on skillshots. Lux, Vel'Koz, Xerath, Ziggs, etc. Like there's a difference between countering and just completely stealing their agency. Idk how to change him to make him less toxic, though. I just know that I'm tired of seeing him every game

GULAG 4 U2 votes

That's countering. When you get countered, you have no hand over the matchup. You only win it because the other person sucks.

Shifue Draven2 votes

Honestly yasuo is not that bad he is getting a small nerf soon but for the most part he can be easily beaten. Go look at my game i rarely play yasuo i am a shyvanna main.

GULAG 4 U3 votes

I'm just saying this because it's cancer to see people complain about him.

Sniff2 votes

Yasuo [Context] Sweeping Blade (E) Base damage lowered to 60/70/80/90/100 from 70/90/110/130/150] 20% Bonus AD ratio added. [NOTE: Bonus AD ratio is not increased by multiple casts]

Well there it is. The current meta is fucked and this game is turning into a brain dead tank fest, better nerf yasuo (hard too).

GULAG 4 U1 votes

that shit is minor as fuck lol, people still still bitch their asses into the ground about him.

Skorch1 votes

I mean completely gutting ANY champion because people are sick of people complaining is a really stupid reason dont you think? If anything those people should focus more on making people stop complaining.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Sorry if the wording sounds like gutting, I'm just saying a nerf that will have a strong impact.

Skorch1 votes

I mean i said something a while ago along the lines of "go ahead and nerf yasuo, while he may be harder to play, the people you are complaining about will still kick your ass. You just won't be able to complain about it because it would be with a harder champ to master"

In all honesty i think they should maybe make Yas just a bit harder to play maybe, or maybe harder to play at low levels but easier at around mastery 5-6. Dont know how you would do that, but I am mastery 6 and still feel like shit.

Yasuo is a lot harder than people give him credit for, and while the only really good Yasuos are mastery 7 i still fear that making him any harder than he is right now would entirely dissuade people from learning the champ.

After all while people really like to say they mastered something difficult, it wouldn't be worth it if it takes hundreds of games to get him to a still under 50% winrate... which is why nerfing Yasuo is hard.

Nerfing Yasuo doesnt have too many affects on people that already are REALLY good at him, they have bigger affects on people wanting to learn him.

Anyway there is something about the way you said "Drop a nerf bomb on yasuos ass" that sounded a bit like gutting but that might be just me.

GULAG 4 U2 votes

I agree with dropping a nerf bomb on his ass sounds like gutting. I need the upvotes because I'm a thirsty and greedy Yi main who dives whenever possible : ^)

If they really want to make Yasuo harder they should reduce the time on which you can hold on nado or decrease his early base stats.

Skorch1 votes

Honestly i don't think his length that he holds onto the tornado is a problem unless you are just THAT terrified of him wherer you hide under your tower at level 1 while he has it.

But since people want it nerfed so bad i think it could scale with his Q i saw like 6/7/8/9/10 which i think is pretty decent that or like increase by 0.5 each time.

It would be a pretty decent nerf to him (although i really think he doesnt need one, he just needs to have a harder time abusing tankier items [PD, Mallet] which i see as being an item problem not a yasuo problem)

And before people say "Well hed still have the 8 at like rank 3" he wouldnt get that till a lot later into the game as Yasuo HARD maxes E first and that wouldn't change that fact.

I would also like more reasons to ACTUALLY rank up Q with more benefits than 20 base damage

GULAG 4 U2 votes

They would need to nerf E if they wanted to give more reasons to max Q.

Skorch1 votes

Im not saying he SHOULD max Q, i think Yasuo should Max E, but since people have a problem with how long he hold onto tornado, for the first like 8 levels (since hes maxing E) it would be shorter than it is now

Cowseed2 votes

Not really. They want to play their champs you know. I went into champ select and 3 people were asking for a Yasuo ban. Plus complains have started that Yas is a bit too common in blind. It doesn't matter how weak the champ is if everyone is bandwagoning that they should be gutted and always ban the champ, sad to say.

Sniff1 votes

Yasuo isn't even that good he has such predictable play and can get fucked against a good cc comp. Besides that we have bigger shit to worry about like, well, i don't know an entire role being complete replaced with ziggs hmmmmm. Just a thought.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

I want riot to nerf him so i can play him in draft and so people don't always pick and so the boards shut the fuck up about him.

ZephyrDrake1 votes

Yasuo balance changes

-5 AD

Elisheva1 votes

He can be outplayed or simply outdueled fairly easily. People are just too lazy to change their playstyle in order to win a lane matchup.

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