WHY IS NAUTILUS SMALLER THAN SION!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Please read rito)

kolpy99·Nov 27, 2014·61 votes·7,069 views

I SERIOUSLY WANT ONE GOOD REASON. WHY CAN'T NAUTILUS LOOK LIKE THIS?!?! http://riot-web-content.s3.amazonaws.com/posts/newdawn/media/Wallpaper_NautSmokeFULL.jpg On a more serious note, this legitimately infuriates me. Nautilus SHOULD look like that, and he SHOULD make other champs look like ants. He is one of my favorite champs, he is so fucking cool, but why is he smaller than a puny human like Sion. He should straight up be the largest champ in LoL Its not just Sion either, (<-While ulted) (Can make anyone bigger than him) (Ults)

And maybe if being the largest champ in game is a little too extreme, at LEAST make him larger than Sion. PLEASE UPVOTE IF YOU SUPPORT THE NAUTILUS VISUAL UPDATE! please read rito

32 Comments

Dankest of MemeNov 28, 20148 votes

Naut definitely needs a size increase however he by no means needs to be the largest champ. Don't get me wrong he should absolutely be larger then Sion but for no reason should an animated diving suit be larger than the godzillaesque kaiju that is Cho 'Gath. Personally he should be comparable to Alistar in size and build. Side not Sion is far too large period.

KinjishiNov 28, 20144 votes

Naut's height in the video never made sense compared to his in-game model. He'd have to be a giant/half-giant or the black ooze/liquid (possibly black mist) would have changed him and the suit in some way, making him much larger.

That aside, he should be at least as tall as Sion and other similar champs. In the ability videos, Annie looks to reach about chest height. This seems completely absurd. In comparison to A New Dawn, she wouldn't even be taller than his foot.

Ulquiorra995Nov 28, 20144 votes

Yes please. Mordekaiser, too. He's stated to be an 8 feet tall hulking behemoth in his lore, yet he is shorter than Jarvan.

Meep ManNov 28, 20143 votes

Nautilus needs to be a little bigger, but not as big as the video.

A Slime AppearsNov 28, 20143 votes

He's a human in a diving suit, which isn't actually 50 stories tall if you've seen one in real life. He really shouldn't be that tall, unless the human was an absolute fucking giant. Sion being bigger makes sense to me.

SharinnenganNov 28, 20142 votes

You are terribly wrong! "When Nautilus awoke, he was something... different. The great iron suit had become a seamless shell around him, concealing whatever awful truth lay inside. " <<Copy pasted by hes current lore. http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Nautilus/Background <<States:Formerly human!!!

It seems very much you dont have a clue about nautilus as a champion. We can safe say he is NOT human. The highest possibility is that he is corrupted by the void. There are many things to point that, but do your own research guys. My favorite thing is that nautilus has an moving emote saying:"do you hear them calling?" Now go read malzahar's lore....

A Slime AppearsNov 28, 20141 votes

Do some research yourself. I don't see anywhere that mentions the void locking Naut up in that suit, that's your own assumptions. Even if we accept that, Malz and Kass are both void tainted, yet they both retain their human size and aren't skyscrapers. Kog is a straight up void creature, and he seems no bigger than an adult dog.

SharinnenganNov 29, 20141 votes

Really? Do my eyes deceive me? Am i reading right? RIOT ADMITED CHAMPION SIZES ARE F@CKED UP, so everything you said above is scraped, ffs look malphite'splash art, then look in game.Size has nothing to do with void coruption,You want huge void creature? Really? CHO GATH ring a bell? He's not human but he is a Huge shit all over the place.So either way is not necessity and vice versa. Think kid before you talk. That's the typical answer from a guy with hurt pride. Its laughable,Feeling shame kid? You should. I prove my points with evidence,all you do is whine. Riot love's Easter eggs and secrets! Witch again >>SECRETS<< AGAIN stated IN THE f@cking LORE that surround nautilus regarding the whole incident.You dont even know that? How the hell do you even speak without reading anything at all. You dont even know the champions or thei're lore.Just read the damn lore and stop bringing shame to yourself. I dont know what kind of game you play, because you know nothing of lol, ibut i play lol, and at least i know the most common things. But above all i am huge nautilus fan, and i MAIN HIM. I proved nautilus is not human, (except if your intellect isent up to the evidence, and btw there are sooo many other clues, i just brought up my favorite one.) Before you talk think, that way there are more chances of you making sense than say stupid laughable things and as result you wont feel bad for yourself and start flaming people as a desperate way to feel good about yourself Nautilus summoner 11

A Slime AppearsNov 30, 20141 votes

"You dunked my argument so hard I'm going to write 5 paragraphs of insults like a fucking child".

Ok. Rammus

SharinnenganNov 30, 20141 votes

yeah 5 paragraphs of reasoning to the point that you cant argue it. That's exactly my point. To prove that you know nothing, To shut your mouth, and i just did. Nice for you to realize that. gz

"Beware of the depths" m8 Nautilus

A Slime AppearsDec 1, 20141 votes

"Think kid before you talk" "That's the typical answer from a guy with hurt pride. Its laughable,Feeling shame kid? You should." "I prove my points with evidence,all you do is whine"

etc etc isn't reasoning, it's you being an insolent child and insulting me because you can't back up your made up argument with facts. Get back on the forums when you hit puberty. Get dunked scrub Darius

SharinnenganFeb 26, 20151 votes

Just saw this again and laughed! What more proof and evidence you need rather than lore itself? Official lore,wikia's, gameplay fact's,voice emote's all prove what i say! Literally all! People are so hurt when they are proven wrong...damn!

idl1Nov 28, 20143 votes

Sion is undead first off. So throw your realism out the window right there. He may be human but maybe whatever sick, twisted Noxian magic brought him back to life also made him get all huge? There ya go, it's now official unofficially explained.

As for Nautilus they could make him as big as Sion and I'd be fine with that. I don't see the problem with Zac, Cho, Alistar, Trundle, Nasus, Renekton, or anyone under Lulu's spell being bigger than him. Those are all not human or influenced by Lulu's magic.

Vellich0rNov 29, 20142 votes

after all, sion has fucking plate metal bolted to him and a furnace in his stomach.

SaiannaNov 28, 20143 votes

Look at rammus. He's even smaller than teemo. Imo they should buff his size by 50% at very least!

SukishooNov 27, 20142 votes

Riot has already said he will never look like what he looked like in the video, as you can do a lot more with those kind of things then you can in-game.

MatthevvNov 27, 201416 votes

That doesn't mean he can't be made bigger. Riot even stated before that the champion size scale is out of wack atm. I would think that they would fix this eventually.

NaharaNov 28, 20142 votes

If that ever happens, I'd be a safe bet Riot will make his model bigger if/when they ever give him an update.

serpensortia1Nov 28, 20142 votes

Yea, it probably won't happen until they update him, but when they do, it's gonna be huge.

Missed My BurstNov 27, 20142 votes

He could look like that. They'd just have to rewrite the entire engine.

kolpy99Nov 29, 20141 votes

I completely get that they cant make him look THAT good in-game, but come ON,

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1069175&d=1410557177

Before to after, they made him look like an inflatable pool float.

He has a badass voice, badass spells, and a badass lore, wheres the badass model? And just because they said that doesnt mean they will NEVER reconsider it.

SukishooNov 29, 20141 votes

I personally don't see anything wrong with him. He's always looked fine to me the way he is. There's many other champs out there that need serious work done to them rather than a minor "size" issue.

NyCritNov 28, 20142 votes

If by using this logic that Nautilus should be tall, doesn't that mean Malphite should be much, much taller than nautilus? Even taller than a full health Zac?

Kuroi86Nov 28, 20142 votes

Agreed with a size buff.

SookoNov 29, 20142 votes

He deserves to become colossal. Let him rival Cho'Gath and Zac like a proud tank he is. Maybe make him bigger the more armor he has (he is almost a walking pile of armor, right?), similar to Zac. Or maybe his W could make him bigger. I want him to be a true titan :c

Maximum ZileanNov 28, 20141 votes

If the "Champion size = movespeed" rule applies, if he was that big in game, have fun with your sub 150 movespeed.

PaperMache7Nov 28, 20141 votes

And maybe if being the largest champ in game is a little too extreme, at LEAST make him larger than Sion.

That'd be quite hard considering Sion IS the largest in the game.

ConnceptNov 28, 20141 votes

Was just wondering this about Maokai after his rework, he's a freaking GREAT OAK yet he's tiny compared to Sion and still only marginally large when compared to most of the games human sized characters.

Dosh LotsamoneyNov 28, 20141 votes

Why does Naut hit like a wet noodle and with a DoT despite swinging around a 15 foot anchor?

Why did his texture update make him look like a WoW character instead of a "terror of the deep"?

Because Riot is a real special gang.

TerffNov 29, 20141 votes

The truth in the "wet noodle" statement is so true it made me laugh...

JethroTheBestNov 28, 20141 votes

The problem is Sion - he's just way too big (for a supposed human being). The first time I played the new Sion his sized seemed out of place and I haven't gotten used to it since. He doesn't have to be so big and his role as an unstoppable juggernaut would actually even be strengthened if he was smaller, otherwise he is too similar to Malphite. In a sense, being a bit smaller and having the audacity to charge into the opposing force is much more impactful and fitting to the likes of a legendary Noxian soldier than simply relying on your mass to do so.

Vellich0rNov 29, 20141 votes

he has a bloody furnace in his chest, and metal plating BOLTED to the rest of his body. The noxian magic is just as likely to have made him bigger as the ooze in the ocean did to nautilus.