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Come on guys, Dynamic queue really is better

TonyBigDïck··72 votes·2,242 views

Really what could you not like about 24 minute queue times? You need that time anyway to emotionally prepre yourself for the 4 man troll premade you're going to get matched with. Seems pretty well thought out to me. The best part is how one team always wins with 45 more kills than the other. That way theres no shred of hope of coming back and winning, quite a smart way to shorten the game times by making everyone surrender out of compete and utter despair. DynamQueue even fosters a more friend filled environment! Because if you want any chance of winning you have to get 4 friends in premade. Which isn't possible because you never have 4 friends who can all play at the same time. But that's ok because as riot said everyone is having more fun with D Queue than with that dumb old boring solo queue. After all, how could you not have fun watching the enemy team push down 4 towers while you wait for your 70 second death timer to count down? I dont even need to remind you all how receptive riot has been to all the feedback of it's player base recently. You all should take a big step back and realize truly what a gift we have in Dynamic Queue.

Thank you, riot. Sincerely

28 Comments

LegendmakerGX8 votes

.....Unless you lose and the 4 man premade gang up and all report you....

Tridem9 votes

There's a beautiful thing in the world called sarcasm.

I know; amazing right?

SlaktarTasken6 votes

Thank you, Riot.

Win1Ocent6 votes

Thank you, Riot.

Xonra5 votes

Thanks Riot. Rito OP

Icestar11865 votes

Was hopeful when I saw title; was pleasantly surprised when I saw upvotes.

Then I actually clicked.

For Carthage2 votes

You should not be hopeful when it comes to Dynamic Queue. Only vengeful.

Tufio4 votes

tnx riot

WacingTheFind3 votes

ALL HAIL RITO!

AnonymousPoro1 votes

AND PRAISE OUR GOD, TENCENT

WacingTheFind1 votes

Worshiping intensifies

Savage273 votes

Was just in a game where i got matched with a premade 3. I love getting my lane camped by their jungler and then getting BM'd just because my team has worse communication. Its the just the best thing in the world. and by that i mean, KILL ME NOW

IceKingChernobog3 votes

Arigatou, Riot-san

Fovere3 votes

Thank you, Riot.

zmmby3 votes

"git gud" "no, your wrong."

-- riot 2016

The JigSAW3 votes

There's a story to go along with this.

On a magical game called League of Legends, there was a problem brewing in a mode known as blind pick solo queue. People were very upset because the only way to get to play their favored role was to yell it out quickly, and if they could do that, sometimes other players still claimed they had called it first much quicker. This would lead to 2 people going mid, or 2 people going top, or 2 junglers, and the whole system was making people frustrated. So an idea was formed.

Team Builder! Now you could make a blind pick game the way you wanted. Any role, any champion, guaranteed! No more yelling a lane really fast, now you actually could play if you were good at the role and with the champion you potentially mained! Oh, and if people queued in with something like Zilean jungle you could kick them right out. Everything was fixed.

Then, Riot came up with a brilliant idea of making Dynamic Queue and realized that their new champion select was so good at destroying people's gaming experience that Team Builder was no longer required. Instead, they brought back all the fun of calling a lane out very loudly as clearly that meant that person was the best at it. Now, you had a choice between the premades stomping you or the randoms fighting more with each other than the other team.

We should thank Riot. It is because of this gift of cancerous game modes that I've decided to head on to Overwatch and play that, or at least find something else like League used to be before they forgot the people and their ideas are what made this game, not Riot's staff making arbitrary decisions on what was best for everybody with no input. I encourage everybody to honor Riot's wishes and find another game that has yet to understand what it is like to have the majority of its userbase pissed off enough to quit so we can get a few good years in.

Thanks for showing us the right decision!

Osaka 7782 votes

Thank you, Riot.

Cursed Aegis2 votes

pi$$ off, rit0

For Carthage2 votes

To anybody who missed the OP's ingenuity:

Signing off this rant with a "Sincerely" followed by nothing is stating that nobody has said this in all honesty ever.

I have explained the joke only to ensure that the OP realizes how much I love and appreciate him for this very clever bit. Even if it was unintentional.

TonyBigDïck1 votes

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for your keen observations. Lets play sometime

DarkLarvitar2 votes

i was about to downvote, then i read

TonyBigDïck1 votes

Thank you rito. You always know what's best for us.

CppL1 votes

Amen!!

hhaavviikk1 votes

it's like I'm playing DotA 2 with these ridiculously high que times

Hot Belly Dancer1 votes

Thank mr Skeltal.

Quepha1 votes

{quoted}

Really what could you not like about 24 minute queue times?

That's not dynamic queue, that's role selector

Do you want to go back to a time before role selector? You seem to be unwilling to play support so I would assume "no".

IronicGentleman1 votes

Thank you, Riot!

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