Quick summary of each lane and game right now

Tuition Fee·9/1/2019, 5:16:42 AM·2 votes·696 views

Top lane: Pick after enemy top laner or die to your worst counterpick

Jungle: Probably gonna get nerfed again soon, everyone hates you and blames you for anything that goes wrong in their lives. Pick early game jungler or watch your lanes disintegrate into 0-10 madness.

Mid: Home of the assassins, literally just a fuckfest to see which assassin can kill the other the fastest and then murder bot lane even faster

Bot: Mages shooting lasers at each other, Pyke shitting out gold, ADCs desperately trying to survive the barrage of lasers and hooks and stay relevant if forced under turret

Low elo: You win if you have a smurf, or if you have the most meta slaves on your team. People get blown up 0-100, beginners have absolutely no time to react. Damage is too high for most newbies to figure out "oh hey I made a mistake" and rectify it before getting nuked into oblivion at level two.

The game feels so unforgiving right now, with turret plating gold and damage being so high. My friends who are new at the game legit can't step out of bot games because of how many smurfs and flamers are out there. Norms is no longer somewhere to practice champions, it's just a shitshow where you get to lane against someone three ranks higher than you or stomp an iron player. Riot's client sucks dick, and there are so many people who bugsplat out of the game and lose LP because of it.

TFT takes precedence over League. Riot refuses to properly balance popular champions like Riven, Yasuo and Zed. More and more paywalled content that costs an obscene/unreasonable amount of money being released at a quick and steady pace. Rumors of a mobile version of LoL that will also probably take precedence over regular PC League. TT being axed because Riot said "meh fuck it, spend the resources on TFT". Ahri, Ezreal and Lux getting skins as usual while champions like Taliyah Maokai cry in a corner. Out of 144 champions, around less than half are viable if you actually want to win the game. New champions come with overloaded kits that doo-doo on most older champions.

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