Share your funny chat stories

Not even kidding, an Akali just now started ranting and raving about how Veigar's all R to kill, while yes he is, what's funny is that she doesn't acknowledge that Akali's basically same thing,

"It's not hard to press R, Veigar"

"I never said Veigar took skill" (first thing I said in /all chat AT ALL)

"Well you act like Veigar takes skill, taunting and being toxic like you're hot shit"

"It's not like Akali takes much either."

"Akali takes as much skill as Twisted Fate."

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(Note I was literally silent the whole game until she brought that up)

Anyone else got funny stories to share?

EDIT: DO NOT share usernames though, as to avoid public shaming and witch hunting.