Garen is So Obnoxious

Recently learned how to get the free Dreadknight skin for him, and tried him out in a ranked and a normal game. The ranked game was pretty silly since it was during the beginning of my climb, and the players going against me were, to be blunt, far below me in skill. In normals, however, I had a higher MMR, and faced some more competent opponent. And holy fuck on a stick this champion was annoying. So basically, the enemy Fiora shat on me in lane, was winning by ten CS and a kill by level 9 despite my jungler having ganked for me once.

Luckily for me, Fiora made the mistake of leaving me alone to free farm until level 11. Then, she came back as a villain, and I just straight out dove and killed her despite her having a stats advantage on me, and the fact that I had only and . Then I just proceeded to farm around, pick up the freest kills that I could come across, and die a few times because I am just that stupid. Around 35 mins, after I've completed 5 items, I started to realize that their team had literally no way to answer me except to run away. Their decently fed Akali and Braum 2v1ed me and both barely escaped with their lives--and I didn't even get to use my ultimate yet. It took the CC and damage of all five of my enemies, and the fact that I didn't have flash, to kill me without losing a member in the process

Then, some time later, I ran into inhib tower, killed villain Akali, dropped to about 400 HP, and made an entire lap inside their base with Graves and Braum chasing me. They literally couldn't do jack shit to my movespeed from Q, , and . Probably the worst part is how I was close to full health again when I finished my little dog-walking session with Graves and Braum. Seriously, I don't even understand my damage, my mobility, my sustain, my tankiness, or the fact that I am a human being who fucking spins faster than the second hand of a clock. Like, what the actual fuck? Dis champ is so broken, can probably get to like gold 1 just by spamming him. Say goodbye to because I've got another braindead freelo to play lol.

PS: If Vayne didn't exist, Garen would probably pick or ban. Fuck Vayne.