The Balance Team is Aware of the choices that they make
I disagree on the notion that the balance team doesn't play the game. I'm sure they play the game often and intentionally buff / nerf specific champions for whatever reason (some claim LCS, others claim winrates).
So I'm sure when you say that they are monkey who don't know what they're doing, they're laughing at your ignorance. In all honesty, I don't think the choices they make are the best, but I'm positive that they have a reason.