How do you lane against Poppy?
edit: for people who are skimming, this is a legit question. I'm sure I just don't understand how I am supposed to do it, and so I'm looking for advice.
I was playing Annie top today, and though I maintained a sizable cs advantage over poppy in the first ~10 minutes (85 to 55), I was on the back foot the entirety of laning (low, just sneaking in cs where I could). After the first back, she was able to zone me off the minion wave and eventually, while pushing me under tower, harass me enough that she could dive and kill me.
**I felt helpless. **
I couldn't trade with her because of the shield, and if I tried to step on it she'd just Q me and win the trade anyway, despite never hitting a q2. Normally I'd just push her under tower since she has no waveclear, and rely on minion aggro to win trades if she tries to zone me off the wave, but she seemed to take no damage from minions, and was also tanky enough that I'd run oom before she'd get low, so there was no sense in harassing her. In short, she ended up getting really fed and carrying the game.
Obviously, if a stomp like this happens, there's a couple possible causes:
- The enemy is significantly better than I am.
- I don't think this is true, as I dodged every Q2 and several Q1's, and didn't really feel outplayed at any point in lane, just out-statted.
- The champion is OP.
- This might be true, but I haven't seen others complain about it and according to champion.gg has a surprisingly low 40% winrate.
- I don't know how to play against the champ.
I'm going to go with option 3.
Here is the link to the game, if any of you want to try to analyze it. I won't pretend I didn't screw up later too, but that doesn't change how the lane felt.
As an aside, I may be salty, but I think it's complete BS that poppy's passive applies the MELEE iceborn slow when it's a RANGED attack. I'd rather see that removed and poppy buffed elsewhere, than have this annoying mechanic in the game, #clarity.

Gets to be both range & melee, can be range for about 1 minute & has a manaless range poke with his Q, but woah woah WOAH! I guess Poppy is clearly the problem.....[slayer-jinx-unamused]