Daily Reminder that Wards have Attack Speed

Budupops··130 votes·14,508 views

So why doesn't Warwicks W give them bonus attack speed?

edit: also if they are taunted why are they not attacking? they have a team unlike scuttle crab

98 Comments

RiotRiotRepertoir188 votes

So why doesn't Warwicks W give them bonus attack speed?

No ears, can't hear his call.

Sweetie Brella2 votes

Not even if it's a Poro ?

Marthian1 votes

Poros don't have stats afaik. Basically they are immortal and immune to interaction.

Sweetie Brella4 votes

I meant a Poro Ward.

Hatless Casual4 votes

murder bridge's cookies beg to differ

Wolfeur5 votes

Also, Wards' profile pictures have an eye, but real wards don't have eyes. Damn photoshop!

LICENSED HOOKER20 votes

Are you a new rioter? Cause i dunno about everyone else on boards but i fuking love you

Solaxo2 votes

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No ears, can't hear his call.

What about Rek'Sai?

Trathom4 votes

She should get 3x the buff. item 3751 RekSai item 3751 And then watch the world burn.

FluxBound3 votes

this is comment is driving me crazy

HighH12 votes

I think Laughing Fish and Repertoir are the same person

Count Buffon4 votes

There is only Repertoir. Everyone else is just a figment of Repertoir's subconscious imagination. We are only a fleeting dream.

Count Buffon1 votes

I await your scholarly analysis of why Blood Boil also fails.

Vellich0r4 votes

Wards don't have blood.

Spitemaster6 votes

Neither does Orianna.

foinhas44 votes

oh boy, now people are going to complain that sated devourer is op on wards

DrCyanide16 votes

"Their team has so much gold, their wards each have 6 item 3078, and an upgraded trinket."

LICENSED HOOKER23 votes

item 3361 Legend has it some men dare to find this item. He who buys it, gains untold riches in immortality from gankerinos

foinhas3 votes

even wards upgrade trinket

meanwhile, at low elo...

Critmaster Garen35 votes

dont they also have movement speed?

i think item actives like righteous glory or sivirs ult should work on them aswell. justice for wards!

Laughing Fish26 votes

I think Garen should be able to ult wards (putting his ult on a 15 second cooldown). Not even wards can escape justice. http://i.giflike.com/ph5FKPA.gif

Taarki3 votes

But only if they were the last one to kill an enemy, so he can ult the criminals.

doiminat0r36004 votes

does one damage

Laughing Fish5 votes

It would scale off of the wards missing health. If it still had 3 hp, he would do 1 damage. But if it only had 2 left he would kill it.

Count Buffon2 votes

Graves should be able to smoke bomb them too.

Vistha Kai16 votes

item 2044 can have attack speed, but Graves can't have a cigar.

7ha7guy77715 votes

Meanwhile teemo mushrooms have 160 movement speed and 10 AD

Trebbi8 votes

Have you tried using Galio wind gust and use l lense to reveal over it? I guess there are alot of tiny wards there XD

Lao Fu the Tiger6 votes

Probably coded as minions.

9baksQuJhb20 votes

Is there ANYTHING you can't code as a minion? I bet turrets are just coded as really strong cannon minions.

BoxOfDOG8 votes

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Is there ANYTHING you can't code as a minion? I bet turrets are just coded as really strong cannon minions.

Gates are coded as ghosted minions that don't collide with allies. Which is like.. Actually really cool.

9baksQuJhb2 votes

Yeah I remember reading one of the reds talking about that in the context of why they're sometimes awkeard to get or auto path through. Creative little workaround to the one-way issue. That's actually what inspired my original comment.

cody dong8 votes

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Gates are coded as ghosted minions that don't collide with allies. Which is like.. Actually really cool.

yes i am ghosted minions that dont collide with allies

BoxOfDOG7 votes
LittleBlast2 votes

But wait if you had phantom dancer wouldnt you be able to walk right through then?

ahferroin74 votes

If you can't teleport to it, and it isn't a structure, it's probably not a minion.

warpenguin5556 votes

that would be hilarious Shen taunts through a bush, starts getting attacked by a ward lool

LookMyBigBrain5 votes

Note that Zz'rot portal has 10 AD and 0.6 attack speed

Salt and Veigar4 votes

Wards are people too!

AsphodelNext3 votes

Cause then it would give minions bonus attack speed too, probably. And that could be terrifying.

...fear the razorfins...

ahferroin72 votes

Terrifying yes, but it would also make Warwick much more viable outside of jungle.

9baksQuJhb2 votes

item 3512 Max W Warwick splitpush. That would be funny as fuck.

Clapper of Asses3 votes

How do you expect Teemo to be a good champ with not attack speed?

NightstalkerX72 votes

Turrets got items too.

Spizzle90002 votes

#wardsarepeopletoo

Conturbatio2 votes

Also scuttle has attack damage when he never attacks.

Fowus2 votes

WARDS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Jungle Lux God2 votes

Wards have stubby arms and nothing else to attack with. Therefore they cannot attack, and will not attack when taunted.

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