Why can't the scuttle crab

Theorchero··30 votes·3,532 views

be a duck instead?

:(

Why riot no love for ducks?

"New Jungle Camp: Scuttle crab This neutral objective is intended to add control to the river as a setup for Baron / Dragon or provide protection/enable river ganks in the early game Spawns in top and bottom river and patrols the river it is in. Is not hostile - tries to run away from enemy champions. Grants a speed shrine in the river that provides vision and out of combat movement speed to people who cross it. "

26 Comments

Fried Noob13 votes

People ask for a duck for months, make mega-threads about it. Riot gives us crab instead. Rito, y u do dis?item 3070 item 2050 item 2050 item 3070

quake122555 votes

RIOT THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE. THE DUCK THAT JUST PATROLS THE RIVER. RIOT WHY.

Aozora5 votes

Let's get dangerous...

kswimming1013 votes

ah, darkwing reference. i whole heartedly approve this message

FantasySniper4 votes

Because obviously crabs have more to do with speed shrines than a flying feathered semi-aquatic bird.

7ha7guy7773 votes

that would have been ducking awesome

Theorchero2 votes

Rito. Duck, please.

Theorchero1 votes

rit pls

John Berserk1 votes

About a week ago, someone asked for this very thing, more or less: an objective in the top and bottom rivers that grants vision to the team who "slays" it (poor crab/duck ): ).

Theorchero1 votes

Rito pls

The league needs additional duck.

Theorchero1 votes

duck pls rito

Theorchero1 votes

bump for the ducks ._.

Èl Tigre1 votes

Please rito!

EviIGreenRanger1 votes

I vote for ducks!!!

Theorchero1 votes

Bump. Thinks of the ducks, rito. Think of the ducks.

ceaselessphantom1 votes

I for one like the crab. Crabs are such an under appreciated creature.

kswimming1012 votes

i know, theyre delicious :3

Serge THE GREAT1 votes

Life is like a hurricane

Baval1 votes

The crab dies and becomes a ghost. Some kind of Ghostcrab or Phantomcrawler. I wonder why its not a duck....

junglerboy162 votes

I read that wrong and thought you said Phantomcrab or Ghostcrawler and laughed so hard.

Baval1 votes

thats what i was getting at

Theorchero1 votes

RIOT, the LEAGUE NEEDS ADDITIONAL DUCK

Theorchero1 votes

ducks pls

Theorchero1 votes

ducks has been answered!

John Do31 votes

Duck holding a leek, maybe wearing a cast iron pot for a helmet?

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