Dear sona mains

Hammermancer·Nov 2, 2018·4 votes·1,276 views

Look man, if you feed first and second blood you've forfeited your argument that taking the kills is worth it

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ParoeNov 2, 20186 votes

Dear entitled laners; You are not more important than the support, and contrary to popular belief it is in fact your fault when low damage auto targeting spells finish off an enemy. Learn to last hit, kthxbai.

HammermancerNov 2, 20181 votes

So you're saying if a sona fucking flash ults a 1hp enemy adc who's on a 3 kill streak because the sona has three deaths when you have an auto mid air it's clearly the laner's fault

No i'm sick of supports, make this shit a 4v4 and pull them out of the game, all you fuckers ever do is try to make a play which results in my losing half a wave of farm and watching you flash under a tower at level 5

ParoeNov 2, 20186 votes

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So you're saying if a sona fucking flash ults a 1hp enemy adc who's on a 3 kill streak because the sona has three deaths when you have an auto mid air it's clearly the laner's fault

No i'm sick of supports, make this shit a 4v4 and pull them out of the game, all you fuckers ever do is try to make a play which results in my losing half a wave of farm and watching you flash under a tower at level 5

What are you, cardboard five?

That rarely happens, and when it does happen, its because the support cant trust their marksman to finish them off. Ive done that plenty of times - My marksman is 0/5 at ten minutes, im frantically trying to clear the wave, my jungler is top and doesnt care... I poke down an enemy laner, position to secure a kill aaaaaaand my failing marksman flash heals in to get a kill only to be 0/6 and take the enemy out of kill range. _Maybe stop being entitled and see the bigger picture; a kill is a kill and an assist is worth gold too. _