Petition to make taliyah moan when gnar throws a boulder at her

adidas··158 votes·6,524 views

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109 Comments

iLymerick46 votes

You forgot to include Malphites ult ( or Malphite in general). Just imagine the fan fictions. Cringe

AnonymousPoro41 votes

Malphite You know when I smash I go all-tha-way-in.

Wtf

Sussiex1 votes

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Malphite You know when I smash I go all-tha-way-in.

Wtf

I think I love you.

arc958 votes

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You forgot to include Malphites ult ( or Malphite in general). Just imagine the fan fictions. Cringe

https://s3.postimg.org/svyyyjw03/malph_rock.jpg

Itankyou31 votes

Its gonna be more porn noises like ahri

IceKingChernobog8 votes

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Its gonna be more porn noises like ahri

*Japanese/Korean ahri

Votable Jester2 votes

Japanese Kindred is better.

PaladinNO1 votes

...are we talking "headphones is recommend"-levels here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyWBj1eXFMs

I haven't dared clicking on it yet.

EDIT: Yes, we are...especially @ 04:21 Good thing I took the necessary precautions!

Votable Jester3 votes

Yes, headphones are highly recommended. This is the most easily misunderstood voiceover of them all imo.

resumed20 votes

boards was a mistake

appleatingoat9 votes

It should be a cringy moan, like a little girl who just got her pet rock pooped on by a duck.

TeCoolMage2 votes

I was thinking more along the lines of Ahri dying but ok

Miss Worthless2 votes

I died XD

Gibberwatt1 votes

I made it to anivia. Holy crap they take a long time to die. Like, dang.

the Anarchit3cht3 votes

its all their death quotes. on that note i felt like i was a pedophile listening to annie

Votable Jester2 votes

That part felt soooo wrong. Fortunately I wear headphones.

TequilaZombie8 votes

Whenever he throws a rock she moans and the hitting sound is the DING you get when you give tips for girls on camshows.

the Anarchit3cht4 votes

i am glad i do not know that sound.

Bhagswag5 votes

That is also one of the few perverted sounds I do not know. There is hope for me.

TequilaZombie3 votes

There's enough time for you to learn.

Zerenza7 votes

Might want to rephrase that, but it would be funny if she said something like "Uhg, Seriously!?" or "Hey! That's my job!"

CarameI Frappe6 votes

Yasuo .... Slowly drawing his sword out

Atreus Jones4 votes

What is this post? Why does it exist? And why would someone think of this?

TyroneWatermelon2 votes

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Bagguette2 votes

omg omg

Saianna5 votes

you sick fuck..

ModAcademy Kayn1 votes

Woah what happened 0_0

Saianna2 votes

He gave us something to google.

You do not want to know what.

TequilaZombie2 votes

I seriously do. I am extremely bored at work. Pretty Please?

PaladinNO1 votes

Was it really that bad? :O

I'm getting curious here as to how bad it can really be... PM me. ;)

dunkeroni1 votes

Probably something middle schoolers are always showing each other like blue waffle or goatsie.

Don't google the above two terms. One is an infected clitoris, the other is a man stretching his asshole.

Only Play Darius5 votes

See this is why you always quote-reply when someone says something sketchy here

LatetotheRace4 votes

This... I don't know why you want it but...

I 100% support it.

Discoking3334 votes

or make her say something like "ive never seen one that big" I think that would crack everyone up

dunkeroni1 votes

"Ohh Malphite! That thing is rock solid!"

48983507DEL13 votes

But when he's using the Dino-Gnar skin, it's a house.

TequilaZombie1 votes

Well, houses are made out of bricks.

PaladinNO2 votes

I do have a feeling of deja vu here, as I post this...

http://att.bbs.duowan.com/forum/201408/15/152343mmo531mtj4w3m13w.jpg

TequilaZombie1 votes

I'm not sure how to react. Is it ok to get half a boner?

I need a shrink.

PaladinNO1 votes

No worries, even a semi-boner means you're perfectly normal!

There's something for everyone on the net! Even feet for those so inclined towards them:

http://orig15.deviantart.net/28cf/f/2013/179/5/e/ask_diana__003_by_shadow_hunter446-d6b3vmo.jpg

Personally, I don't think feet has anything to do off the ground, but that's just me - and my size 15 feet - talking. My shoes are built in dry-dock, I'm sure!

arc953 votes

I don't think Yasuo would approve of these changes :P

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