I CAN'T PLAY THE BLITZ GAME.

VERY IMPORTANT MATTER, RIOT.

I CANNOT PLAY THE MINIGAME. I'm trying to, but i can't: i don't have a cellphone nor a tablet, google play does not work for some bloody reason. Loading it from this site(official lol na site) takes a very long time, and when it does, it just stays there, fully loaded, taunting me with eternal silence.

I want to play the game. I even bought the icon.