Permabanning Ahri

I memba balance ··9 votes·1,448 views

I've had enough of her stupid toxic fanbase downvoting every single post that dares to suggest she might be in need of nerfs or power shifts. I've had enough of that champion being allowed to remain in a state of high playrate+high winrate. I've had enough of that champion getting a free pass on balance attention because of her popularity. So I will be permabanning her. Every single game regardless of what my Midlaner wants to play. I've had enough of that champion and her mains forever making excuses as to why she constantly has a 53% winrate over the last 4 fucking years while also constantly having one of the highest playrates mid. I'm tired of hearing, oh well she's so safe and she isn't hard to play! That's why she has those numbers, it's not because she's overpowered! Bullshit. She has no weaknesses. She is the Jack of All Trades, Master of None Midlaner. Really good at every aspect but not the best. So long Ahri. :)

19 Comments

HP Crookshanks6 votes

She has weaknesses:

1- She is the most ult reliant champion in the game and useless without her ult which has long cd. 2- Her AP ratios are really low compared to other AP assassins or mages. 3- She relies on hitting her skill shots and her damage is too weak if she misses her charm. 4- Has one of the weakest passives in the game. (ms passive not her heal from Q) 5- Her W is also one of the weakest abilities in the game. 6- Has low DPS. 7- Easily countered by tanks/MR/HP. 8- Squishy. 9- Immobile without her long cd ult. 10- Low mana pool.

I memba balance 1 votes

try 180 or 200 seconds for a long CD ultimate. 130 seconds is nothing. Especially when your first item takes care of 2 of the issues you mentioned. Luden's 20% CDR and also 600 mana. if you hit Charm, not only does it increase your damage from all sources by 20%, but you're guaranteed to hit your entire combo which, quite frankly, does a lot of fucking damage. with just base numbers at lvl 13 your Q is dealing a total of 280 +70% Ability power with half of that being true damage amped by 20%. Her W is 224 +48% ability power amped by 20%. and her Charm damage 60 +40% AP. Throw in Electricute 115 damage + 25% AP. She may be "immobile" without her ultimate, but if any champion hard engages on her she just throws her stupid Charm out and renders them useless for the duration. You can say "Squishy" about 80% of the champ pool so try again. Don't act like that only applies to her. Her "Skill shots" are incredibly easy to hit and she sets up ganks super fucking easy with Ult+Charm. Her W is once again a fine ability that Ahri idiots love to bitch about saying it does no damage. It most definitely does as given the numbers above.

letsfeedtogether4 votes

ahri sucks. what are you talking about/????????

letsfeedtogether4 votes

Ashe has 52% wr aswell. I dont understand what are you trying to say

I memba balance 2 votes

her playrate is 11th out of 21 ADC champions considered. Ahri has the 2nd highest playrate out of all midlaners and her winrate, if you don't include the .5% playrate Zilean or the .27% playrate Taliyah, she has the 2nd highest winrate out of all midlaners. https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/champions/stats/ahri there is her history of having a consistently high winrate and playrate over the years. RARELY does it fall under 52% which is bullshit.

letsfeedtogether3 votes

Jinx had a higher wr with higher play rate. She isnt broken.

I memba balance 1 votes

Jinx doesn't have 3 built in flashes and her actual Flash to escape/outplay all forms of danger.

letsfeedtogether4 votes

more then 50% of the champions have a dash .stop crying about ahri

I memba balance 1 votes

ah yes great retort. you're right so fuck...... STOP CRYING ABOUT AHRI AND JUST DEAL WITH IT. lmao you're a joke. yes plenty of champions do have dashes. But none have the equivalent of 4 flashes when summoner spells are up except for Irelia in a low health minion wave or numerous champions marked. ( hate that bullshit champ too).

letsfeedtogether5 votes

Akali has 3 "flashes" and she isnt broken...

Btw. Yes. Deal with it. Ahri isnt strong and so easy to face if you just know a little bit about the game. Deal with it.

I memba balance 1 votes

Amazing how a champion that has a 53% winrate in Platinum+ and the 2nd highest playrate, "isn't strong". your logic is incredibly flawed bud. loosen the helmet straps and let that brain of yours breathe.

letsfeedtogether2 votes

No. Yours is. Win rate isnt everything. Sorry i understand a little bit more then you about the game

I memba balance 1 votes

That's why I'm a higher rank right? Even though you abuse the likes of Vayne :) in a weaker Region no less. yikes

letsfeedtogether2 votes

Na is worse then eune. If you didnt know. 2 i played vayne WAY before she was good.

3 yes. You can be even dia and still not be good at the game. Dia is essy if you just have good mechanics.

Its like saying "i am older so i must be smarter" thats the logic

Ahri Baka1 votes

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That's why I'm a higher rank right? Even though you abuse the likes of Vayne :) in a weaker Region no less. yikes

Technically Eune isn't a weaker Region than NA , this might be funny but Eune has the 3rd population server after KR and Euw NA is 4th

Ahri Baka3 votes

Good for you , keep banning her while Meta champions are open , you will surely climb when Ahri is banned Let's see her pick rate according to the site you sent was 5% , and you know that's too low Her stats in Op.gg are the most accurate and they aren't that high actually

Her winrate in Lolaytics is kinda high ( the site which I think is actually bad ) since 80% of champions got 50+% winrate in that site lol Champions , however , there are many champions that got higher winrate there lol

Her pick rate in Lolalytics is actually the 19th Highest So she is no way near of being a champion that dominated the game

in Op.gg her pickrate is the 34th highest so the answer for you is literally Get good ( I hate to say this actually )

Sir Saltarin2 votes

I dont care about the winrate of Ahri, she's a soloQ champ that lacks the burst that would make her viable on pro play to obtain a safety that pusher her over the edge on braindeadQ.

You are right at the end, she's exactly the jack of all trades but master of none, that's why there are worse things to complain about than Ahri.

BRabbit762 votes

This makes me happy glad I'm not the only one who thinks ahri needs a nerf :)

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