I mean. i went against a malphite. i picked teemo according to champion.gg teemo counters malphite. he build nothing but fucking armor. am building ap. he fucking all inned me at level 6. his Q does more damage than my Q. again. hes building armor.
Calabok2 votesyou need to spam his laugh during turret turtling. When the enemy is gone, hide in the bush to ambush
Dynikus2 votesjust because a website says x counters y, doesn't mean you'll instantly win. Something not taken into consideration is player skill and knowledge of the champion you're playing. it's pretty much never a good idea to pick a champion you've never really played because it's supposed to counter the enemy pick.
MunchCrunchLunch2 votesjust because a website says x counters y, doesn't mean you'll instantly win. Something not taken into consideration is player skill and knowledge of the champion you're playing. it's pretty much never a good idea to pick a champion you've never really played because it's supposed to counter the enemy pick.
no i have 100k mastery points with teemo. hes just unplayble. i can't figure out. what am i supposed to do with him. i can play azir and i have no fucking idea. how to play azir. but at least i know what hes supposed to do. i play teemo. the typical bait into shroom field stuff. but i get permaslowed. and i can't run for shit despite rushing boots and using ghost.
any champion you play teemo against. they will just all in you with not much that you can do. hes so damn squishy. he has no escape. no cc. i dont count his shroom as cc as they have arming time.
this champion i used to have fun with at lower level. but long ago i realized. how fucking useless. this champion its. its unbelievable.
Genuwhine362 votesJust means you have no idea what you are doing on a versatile champion. Watch better teemo players and copy what they do. Your runes/masteries are poor, your builds are poor so I can only assume the way you think he is to be played is wrong as well. Just watch better players and copy simple as that.
MunchCrunchLunch2 votesJust means you have no idea what you are doing on a versatile champion. Watch better teemo players and copy what they do. Your runes/masteries are poor, your builds are poor so I can only assume the way you think he is to be played is wrong as well. Just watch better players and copy simple as that.
so the typical nashors tooth ap build is poor or magic pen and ap runes are poor?
i've literally tried everything on this champion and he fails at doing everything right. he does nothing the best. and he does nearly everything the worse
why the hell do you play teemo when gnar is better at poking. scales well. has team fight presence. has an escape and has decent cc.
literally even teemo's easiest matchups. darius and garen. can take ghost. rush an mr item. a little bit of ad. and just ghost into his face and kill him every time he shows up in lane because killing teemo is quite frankly the easiest thing in the game. even ashe is harder to kill she has a stun.
if i need to be a god. a korean smurf. at a champion. to be good at him. then this champion. is terrible. and should be reworked. am not a god at say. master yi. or idk darius or ekko or veigar or kennen. but i can make them work. i know what to do. i have. a Go moment. where i know what and when i need to do something. and i know that i can do it.
meanwhile teemo's job is to make his enemys laning miserable but that is so bad when he can just be all ined when he gets anywhere near most top laners.
Genuwhine361 votesI mean you can add me and I can show you or 1v1 you to give you an idea. But yes nashors is bad. Runes should be ap quints hybrid pen marks, health per lvl seals and either attack speed blues or mr depends.
With this specific build you can do alot. You can chose to runnans and team fight if you have to but the main objective is to split push and kill anyone in your way making it a hassle so your team can push. WIth the build you can 1v1 anyone even 1v2 if played right and take towers EXTREMELY fast. Its like "suicide bomb" teemo you go in and make it impossible for them to have a winning advantage or lose their base. A simple way to climb without really learning much is to just never leave top until inhib and the switch lanes. Shrooms should also be used as wards or slows to catch people out not so much to do "damage" like people think they are utility (with this build more so than ap obviously.) You just have to get really good at farming,map awareness, knowing when to push and when to freeze, poking, shroom placement, foresight on how many towers/people you can go through,damage foresight. Get that down with this build and these tips and it should work Everytime I play teemo on any account diamond plat gold w/e I end up having an 80% win rate because I can do all those things well. Gl.
SIMONSAYSWIN1 votesgood stuff .. teeemos so fun
SIMONSAYSWIN1 votesyo uneed vision when you play teeemo . i usually do ok top with him .. get alot of attack speed in masteries setup . ignite/flash . i've found i enjoy playing frozen mallet on him .. get that .. then nashers .. then ap items haunting guise ect into liandr. you need to get the enemy to underestimate his dmg .. flash on them .. silence . keep autos goin ect. .. ignite .. i actually like the challenge playing teemo
Narvuntien1 votesHit with a Q and run through a field of shrooms, constantly try to bait people to walk into a shroom field.
Don't try to 1v1 ever, you try to ambush and poke and run off constantly, you are too squishy to fight fair... never fight fair.
LadyRenly1 votesif his q was doing more damage than yours, he was building ap, not armor.
MunchCrunchLunch1 votesif his q was doing more damage than yours, he was building ap, not armor.
if 8 ap is building ap then wow.
LadyRenly1 votesif 8 ap is building ap then wow.
if you are both maxing q first, then you deal more damage until the third rank, but you have 20% more AP scaling on it. If you aren't maxing q, like most teemos, then well I dunno what to say, a level 1 ability doing less damage than the one a guy is maxing first?
MunchCrunchLunch1 votesi was being perma slowed. i was doing no damage to him. all he had is mr boots and the rest was armor. like what the fuck. and i rushed armor pen and ap as well.
i used to have fun with teemo while being useful when i was new to the game
right now i pick him into his own counters. and i can't do jack shit. at all. anyone just builds some hp and 100-0s me while they are building either full hp tank or little damage
considering he doesn't scale into anything. has not much team fight presence. i can pick any champion and do so much better with. why would i play teemo. to enjoy the first 5 levels and then get fucked at level 6.
i don't understand. i see his winrate is decent. but only his hardcore mains are playing him.
NiamhNyx2 votesi was being perma slowed. i was doing no damage to him. all he had is mr boots and the rest was armor. like what the fuck. and i rushed armor pen and ap as well.
ARMOR PEN DOES NOTHING WHEN YOU HAVE AP =u= thats what screwed you big time.
MunchCrunchLunch1 votesARMOR PEN DOES NOTHING WHEN YOU HAVE AP =u= thats what screwed you big time.
well i meant magic pen. its a typo
BLACK REALM GOD1 votesMalphite - AP and armor based. blocks your basic attacks, makes your blind useless, and is a natural tank.
teemo - attack speed, movement speed, and ability power.
You're going to need to stay hidden and try to catch him by surprise then run away so he can't hit you. Teemo has low health. Teemo can't effectively trade with a tank that uses ability powers for a majority of their damage. It's a bad match up all around for you.
next time make liandrys your first item boots your second and nashoors your third.
Genuwhine361 votesI shit on malphites. You have to start e with right runes and masteries thunderlords ignite ect. D ring 2 pots. Shove him out of lane freeze so he cant farm. Get rageblade buy the component he isnt buying resists for first continue to kill him. If you have a little trouble get abbysal otherwise you want wits end. or flip them if you are doing fine then zhonyas and runnans. easy as all hell. Malphite,maokai you name it easy as shit.
oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 voteslol i pick 
into 
and at lvl 6 youre a dead rat bastard. is good for kiting and punishing for trying to cs. he is weak to all in burst, because teemo has attack speed and autos at 6 can counter it with his ult, e, w and catch you with his Q. i also dont care if i pick 
vs as ill use a rune page with scaling ad , scaling hp, flat mr, and cdr blues. ill take E at lvl 1 and start dorans ring and i will use E to aoe ap blast into hiding. im not gonna get to stack Q early vs a so with E and ap i can do long range aoe damage to him and force him out of attack range and get stacks where i can.
is bad vs caster in general. i have beat him with 
MunchCrunchLunch1 votes[{quoted}](name=MrFawknSunshine ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=jOEnpJVK,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2016-08-24T05:19:02.073+0000)
lol i pick
hes bad against everyone he can't chunk half their hp with a Q.
oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 voteshes bad against everyone he can't chunk half their hp with a Q.
doesnt chunck he is dps/kite thing of like and adc who does ap damage with passive.
oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 voteshes bad against everyone he can't chunk half their hp with a Q.
have you tried looking at this ?
Schàdenfreude1 votesgit gud