Because Riot apparently did!
(Not that I'm complaining!) cranks up speakers and blasts Holy Diver
https://66.media.tumblr.com/8f8f2113be89d0a8bcca7380263020c8/tumblr_n94qbj3l4C1snbskwo1_500.gif
Beard of Justice17 votesYOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEAAAAA
Malicious Metal16 votesOH WHAT'S BECOMING OF MEEE?
Cremepie10 votesRIDE THE TIGER!
Malicious Metal9 votesYOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEAN!
Kadavik7 votesOH DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
BloodyTompon3 votesThis joke/reference . . . My head
Malicious Metal5 votesIt's one of the most iconic Metal Songs by Dio -Holy Diver-
KoggyStyle1 votesappreciate the representation malicious
kile1472 votesKillswitch Engage did a cover of it too, though the Dio original of course remains the best.
Veridìan2 votesGOTTA GET AWAY
Malicious Metal2 votesHOLY DIVER
Veridìan2 voteshe spoke to me :o*[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]*
Beard of Justice1 votes[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=j4tl1UEA,comment-id=0002000000000000000000010000,timestamp=2016-08-10T12:13:25.049+0000)
HOLY DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ftfy
Meep Man9 votesPassive: Now stuns target for 0.75/1/1.25/1.5 seconds, scaling at Levels 1/6/11/16 Q: Will now refresh the passive timer W: Now applies passive to all enemies hit and has a separate timer for passive E: Now briefly knocks up enemies hit for 0.1/0.2/0.3/0.4/0.5 seconds in inner ring (first wave) R: Now suppresses targets hit instead of stuns
Total Hard CC Duration at Level 18 (Max): 7.5~ seconds (hard to estimate pull duration on Q) Passive- 1.5 seconds Q- 0.5~ seconds for pull, 1.5 seconds for stun W- 1.5 seconds for AoE passive E- 0.5 second knock up R- 2 second suppression
doombotMECHA1 voteswhat.
ScissorsNstuff7 votesI look at nautilus and wonder WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE WHEN HE WAS ALIVE
Malicious Metal1 votesJust some grumpy ol' Sailor!
ScissorsNstuff1 voteshow much chunky soup does it take to get that big lol
or why was the suit that big if he wasn't lol
ZapMyHeart1 votesI look at nautilus and wonder WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE WHEN HE WAS ALIVE
Just a normal person. See Deep Sea Nami's splash :D
Incognonymous4 votesThis is no worse than Lee's ult being able to knock up and damage multiple enemies. Regardless, this is needed. Why do we accept that the champion with the most CC only retains relevance at the whim of poor balance (IBG + Sunfire) and dumb fads (Naut support)? Champs like Naut, when they're balanced, make the game healthier. This is what Riot should strive for. Not fucking embarrassing massive buffs to Riven.
TotalJerk1 votesLee's ult isn't really comparable to Nauts, nor are their kits as a whole.
Incognonymous1 votesLee's ult isn't really comparable to Nauts, nor are their kits as a whole.
Yes. Yes they are. Champ design doesn't occur in a vacuum. Nor does kit functionality. These are both single target, point and click, hard CCs with a damage component that now will be able to damage and CC others, the only difference is when. Naut before impact on primary target, Lee after. They are in fact, very comparable.
TotalJerk1 votesDo you really not understand how a point blank knockback and a ranged, delayed, telegraphed and non linear spell like Naut's ult aren't easily comparable? There are very clearly different applications and values in having both.
Death by Kayn4 votesIn fact, I think riot should remove his damage and triple all of his cc (kappa)
Jorencice6 votesHonestly id play a champ like that.
TequilaZombie4 votesBuild Full AD. Laugh as people can't fight back.
Spoofghoul1 votesU mean full attackspeed on hit
FULL SEIZURE NAUTILUS
TequilaZombie1 votesI might buy Nasus only for that. But I kinda want Kled. I need more IP.
GetMariahCarried3 votesRiot: E:
slows for a short durationknocks up and impairs vision for a short duration... and still slows.
Wai- wut WHY RITO WHY!
Riot: Heheh, just kidding! Only birds are that annoying.
Huh?
(Teehee... hee... hee... ... hee...)
*glancing enviously at Quinn* Sometimes this anger just weighs me down...
Sahn Uzal2 votesI might play some Nautilus again...
After seeing a few Triforce Malphites... I kinda wanna try Triforce Nautilus... 
kasfas1 votesit works much better than it should.
NazZomLord2 votesEveryday
TyrekGoldenspear2 votesMan I wish Naut's Riptide looked that awesome in game.
I messed around with Naut, but I'm not a jungler or support player so I never mained him, but I bet Naut players are going to like this buff.
GrReaper962 votesNaut top works quite well
Vik4prez1 votesThe original by Dio or the Killswitch Engage cover?
Malicious Metal1 votesNothing beats the power that's Ronnie James Dio
RG Velean1 votesWelp, time to main Nautilus again. Metal for life <3
I is Illiterate1 votesNaut is my favorite support and most-played in ranked. Given the Riptide nerfs which really hurt his early damage, a buff to his cc is still super ridiculous. Hey, I'll take it!
Nautoday1 votesI have 570k Naut Mastery and I'm pretty upset. He's gonna be banned/played a lot for awhile. :/
Varus Vindicator1 votesWhat changed?
edit: nvm i was looking at the current PBE not the last one.
Champion Skin2 votesMore CC on his ult to secondary targets (most effective at rank 2 and 3) As some of the stun is negated by the knock up
La Barbotte1 votesthat feel when nautilus can get more cc to be played again but morde cant get at least movespeed
blkKalameet1 votesbuild as/ad and watch him spaz out as he beats people to death.
his model was never made for that speed in mind, it is beautiful
GoronMuncherV1 votesAttack speed nautilus is one of my favorite attack speed animations. So hilarious watching him attack that fast ^^
LordForrest1 votes
is pretty great too, especially with a ton of movespeed. He is so spastic.
blkKalameet1 voteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv-kIQIO2zc
its beautiful
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesThere should be a petition to change the name of one of his abilities to holy diver O.O
TyroneWatermelon1 votesWTF I built full tank Ult Q AA E them and their are standing in place like a 5.0 attack speed kog'maw and I ONLY ALMOST killed them solo? Buff plz
