**** you Rito
Dear Rito,
F### You.
I can't even right now.. Like.. I just can't even... I've never seen You do something this stupid Rito.. And believe you me, I've seen you do so many stupid things before. I can usually get past your #### ups. Seriously, I try my best. You are too ####ing stupid though. You repeat this every time. I don't understand how you do stupid things, especially this stupid. Calling you a ####tard is insulting to every ####tard in the world. You made every ADC useless bot since Morde. If i spent all day hitting nothing but Morde, his shield will block my damage. He gets dragon every time. It is a guaranteed turret kill every time. I haven't even seen a normal team comp since this juggernaut patch. Why Morde isn't getting permabanned is beyond me. I honestly wish I had the skill to break into your system and delete his character completely so you would realize how ####ing stupid you are. I'd have to have the most perfect of perfect team comp on my team in order to survive what I have to play. It isn't even close to balanced. Devourer is too OP but manageable cuz its usually one person that you have to stop.. oh wait.. yeah... no.. because they get in and rip your face off. CC doesn't save you. They will catch up and kill you. I can survive the whole first 15 minutes of a game without dying to Morde.. All the while my turret is getting whittled down to nothing. I can't leave my turret. I could have baron nashor as my ####ing support and still ####ing lose my turret. Marksman is an obsolete role now. I might as well play Taric ADC!!! But he is useless..
So the last several patches you have done these things Rito. (in no particular order)
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Ramped up damage for Assassins and AP castors.
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Nerfed Tanks then present the Juggernauts.
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Made a tank jung meta into an assassin killer meta. So the jungs are easier to kill.. if they don't slaughter you first. (which they will)
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Try to cover up these horrific events with a mini game that may actually be fun (I don't know, because I'm too pissed off at your ****ing stupidity to even want to play it.)
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Make ADC's useless. (500 AD on an ADC? psh, I can kill you in 3 hits and you won't even notice til I'm gone. sincerely, devourer jungler)
I tried Rito. I really did. I even began attempting to play ranked to see if its even fun. But getting facerolled when I'm doing good and doing everything right.. that isn't very fun. This isn't me complaining because I lost. I welcome defeat when it was a good and fun match where we lose to better players. When the enemy team is taunting and bragging when they use broken champs.. that throws that concept out of the window. I really don't expect them to be mature adults. I expect to find trolls flooding this game. Occaisonally, I find nice mature individuals to play with. I don't expect that anymore. I will not waste my time expecting that to be the case.
Do you even try Rito? Like truly try? every time you release a champ or a rework or something, ANYTHING, it's a complete ####up. Do you even bother testing anything you release? I haven't run into Garen, Darius, or Skarner yet because the first two are pretty much banned every match. Why Morde isn't is beyond me.
And the kicker?
You send me a survey in my email to let you know what I think of how you are doing. The survey has nothing to do with what I think.. It's all about how much I play and stupid #### that doesn't let me say what I wanna say. You are attempting to feed me the illusion that you sincerely want my opinion on how to make the game better. And honestly I want to sincerely help you make it better. So far you've slapped me in the face and made my concerns virtually useless. I know how trolls are made. You are the biggest troll and 7 year old manufacturer in the world right now. You even beat COD ( that in itself is quite impressive)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY!?!?!?!?!? I watch the pros, I learn from the pros, I practice as much as I can... Yet I cannot seem to do good because I hit huge imbalance in the game and People tell you over and over you are hurting the game and you ignore them. I'm not one to swear or call name. Heck, I hate when people taunt one another. I'm the gentleman duelist. Be polite and courteous in victory and graceful and honorable in defeat. But after this last match my blood was boiling. You can't tell me to get better. I can't. It is physically impossible for someone to do what you want when you make the game so terrible. So balance? You wouldn't know it if it erased your entire game and rebuilt it with perfect balance all on its own..
Stop breaking what isn't broken. Stop making the worst decisions that you could possibly make and for the dumbest reasons. And most importantly..
FIRE THE WHOLE TEAM(S) OF RETARDS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM!!!
You make a good thing and turn it into the worst thing ever. It's disappointing.
And to everyone who disagrees, that's fine. I'm not saying you have to agree or like what I say. i wish I didn't have to say it. I hate that I have to say it. But it is getting out of hand. If all you do is downvote me and call me a noob that's fine. I know you are part of the problem. If you consider what I'm saying to be of some merit, you don't have to upvote me. Just appeal to Rito (doubtful they even care, their customer service is on par with comcast.. All you comcast subscribers know exactly what I'm talking about) Again, this isn't because I lost. IT'S BECAUSE I WASN'T ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. PLAY A GAME WHERE YOU PLAY PROPERLY AND ARE INEFFECTIVE. I DARE YOU. YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF AND RITO.
Rito: If you even bother listening to your fans, which I HIGHLY doubt... Could you stop patching the patches and just make the content wholesome for the entire game before you release it. We like a healthy game, not a broken waste of time.
Sincerely,
-The Gentleman That Is Severely Pissed Off At You And Just Wants A Healthy Game
PS: I wanted this to be family friendly, so your welcome for the self censoring.