Garen is toxic to play with and against NERF HIM

Umbral Knight·Dec 3, 2015·1 votes·1,421 views

Oh look I am MF. Max W, BOOTS OF SWIFTNESS, Green Enchant, Shiv, and fricking Rapidfire. CANNOT OUTRUN GAREN. CANNOT KITE CANNOT DO ANYTHING!

I SWEAR TO GOD HE NEEDS A HUGE NERF OR BETTER YET REMOVE HIS DAMN ASS FROM THE GAME FOR A GOD DAMN PATCH.

I AM SICK AN TIRED OF GAREN ASSASSIN BUILDS. Oh just stay away from the juggernauts and you will be fine. OK WELL HOW THE FRICK DO YOU STAY AWAY FROM GAREN EVEN UNDER MY E SLOW MAXED OUT HE WAS FASTER THAN ME!

JUDGEMENT NEEDS ITS MS BOOST REMOVED

HIS Q MS BOOST NEEDS REMOVED FRICK THAT TOXIC ASSHOLE HE IS WORSE THAN TEEMO

13 Comments

Umbral KnightDec 3, 20151 votes

MAKE HIS DAMN MS 250. REMOVE ALL MS BOOSTS FROM HIS ASS THIS IS BS

dunkeroniDec 3, 20151 votes

so much caps...

BeatzBoyFTWDec 3, 20151 votes

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Oh look I am MF-

Stopped reading. Of course you're ez to be rekt by a Garen for playing a totally immobile ADC.

Umbral KnightDec 3, 20151 votes

IMMOBILE? I am not ULTING HIM I am trying to move and shoot.

JARmatesDec 3, 20151 votes

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Oh look I am MF. Max W, BOOTS OF SWIFTNESS, Green Enchant, Shiv, and fricking Rapidfire. CANNOT OUTRUN GAREN. CANNOT KITE CANNOT DO ANYTHING!

I SWEAR TO GOD HE NEEDS A HUGE NERF OR BETTER YET REMOVE HIS DAMN ASS FROM THE GAME FOR A GOD DAMN PATCH.

I AM SICK AN TIRED OF GAREN ASSASSIN BUILDS. Oh just stay away from the juggernauts and you will be fine. OK WELL HOW THE FRICK DO YOU STAY AWAY FROM GAREN EVEN UNDER MY E SLOW MAXED OUT HE WAS FASTER THAN ME!

JUDGEMENT NEEDS ITS MS BOOST REMOVED

HIS Q MS BOOST NEEDS REMOVED FRICK THAT TOXIC ASSHOLE HE IS WORSE THAN TEEMO

But you play this Illaoi bitch

Umbral KnightDec 3, 20151 votes

AND SHE HAS COUNTERPLAY. FOR GODS SAKES I JUST GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY A VOLI.

SulghunterDec 3, 20151 votes

Wait, Illaoi has counterplay? Blitzcrank has more counterplay then she does.

BeldairDec 3, 20151 votes

Garen is easy to beat. I can do it as Lulu, Sivir, Kindred, Karma, Azir, Ashe...basically any champ i own i can use to beat him. You just have to play smart. Do i always win against him, no. But he isn't op or super fast. Even my bard can outrun him.

ShonjlDec 3, 20151 votes

This makes me laugh so much. And it isn't even because I play Garen much anymore. I love hearing noobs complaining about him.

Fun fact for your tiny mind, Juggernaut Garen is weaker than old Garen, Old Garen was faster and had a longer silence on his Q, his W made him vastly more tankier than he currently is, and his damage was roughly on par with how it currently is, only being better currently when its late game. So I laugh people say he is OP now when old Garen could destroy current Garen.

SulghunterDec 3, 20151 votes

I will have to agree with this. Garen gave up a lot of his power in his abilities for a passive in his ult that only affects one enemy champ at a time. Q speed boost was nerfed. Q silence was nerfed. W tenacity and damage reduction was removed. Only his E and ult recieved buffs.

Lemons22Dec 3, 20151 votes

Where was your support and/or team when this was happening? LoL is a team game, you're not supposed to be able to 1v1 every champion with every champion.

ZLbSwAR23IDec 3, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Umbral Knight,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=hqaZMAvL,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-12-03T08:45:24.683+0000)

Oh look I am MF. Max W, BOOTS OF SWIFTNESS, Green Enchant, Shiv, and fricking Rapidfire. CANNOT OUTRUN GAREN. CANNOT KITE CANNOT DO ANYTHING!

I SWEAR TO GOD HE NEEDS A HUGE NERF OR BETTER YET REMOVE HIS DAMN ASS FROM THE GAME FOR A GOD DAMN PATCH.

I AM SICK AN TIRED OF GAREN ASSASSIN BUILDS. Oh just stay away from the juggernauts and you will be fine. OK WELL HOW THE FRICK DO YOU STAY AWAY FROM GAREN EVEN UNDER MY E SLOW MAXED OUT HE WAS FASTER THAN ME!

JUDGEMENT NEEDS ITS MS BOOST REMOVED

HIS Q MS BOOST NEEDS REMOVED FRICK THAT TOXIC ASSHOLE HE IS WORSE THAN TEEMO

If you want to get your point across and be judged fairly, it helps if you don't write 83% of your post in upper case.

YrzenDec 3, 20151 votes

As someone who only plays Lulu Teemo Vladimir top, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD GAREN IS SO FUCKING EASY TO FUCK WITH AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD MAN, IS THERE ANY LANE MORE FREE THAN GAREN???

Well, I fought a Poppy once, so there's her I guess. That is, until the rework comes, where she'll get ranged attacks, putting Garen back at the bottom of my list of difficult lane opponents.