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Playing on my smurf, I think I've figured out the secret to winning games!

DOUBLE TAPPED E··3 votes·2,638 views

It's really simple: Have all 5 members of the team not go afk, and not feed the enemy more than you get fed.

14/2/6 Victory, MVP 8/12/3 Defeat, 10th place (deserved this one) 30/5/3 Victory, MVP 12/4/2 Defeat, ACE (Top gave first blood, died twice more and went afk) 19/6/9 Victory, MVP 8/2/2 Defeat, ACE (Taliyah ADC gave first blood, died 8 more times and sat in fountain explaining how little they care about winning this game) 23/7/6 Defeat, ACE (Got first blood double kill on enemy mid / jungle, top dies 3 times, says "shit team gg" in all chat, then goes afk, we almost won the 4v5)

What a magical community we have.

4 Comments

MrFawknSunshine2 votes

or be better then the people you play against ?

Eybdoog2 votes

Or more realistically don't have the worst player on your team

DOUBLE TAPPED E1 votes

That's part of it for sure, but it's hard to be better than a 10/0 Tahm Kench as Kat no matter how bronze he may be.

Baby Ghoul1 votes

You're a rare breed of smurfs.

The only smurfs I see on my team and the enemy team are the kind that throw a diva fit and refuse to cooperate because they experienced a minor inconvenience like the rest of us mere mortals do.

So you have to endure a D5 "smurf" berating the team and not grouping, and to them it doesn't matter. They're just going to hop on one of their other dozens of accounts that are hardstuck gold like the rest of us because they're too afraid to play on their main account.

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