Dear Botlane: There is a REASON I didn't ask for help doing dragon.

DOUBLE TAPPED E··39 votes·2,188 views

But you showed up anyway, ignoring my danger ping, walked right over scuttle and told the entire, stronger enemy team that if they collapse on us they can get a free triple and a dragon.

That's why when you come to help after I ping you off, I immediately stop doing drag and jump over the wall, leaving you to your fate.

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Lord of Math9 votes

You sound like an Aatrox jungle player lol. I feel you, I am sitting there 1v1 drake and say keep them in their lanes and they run towrds me for a teamfight. It is even better when you are solo baron and they pull that shit.

Terozu8 votes

There doesnt even need to be a scuttle. If i can solo drag let me. Don't come running up and be MIA. That makes them suspicious.

Clockwork Mouse8 votes

Gee what game are you playing? I can't get bot lane to help even if I spam ping them!

LichKing2347 votes

ikr just killed the enemy jungler and their adc my bot lane wants to back instead of get a free dragon (we all at 75% hp)

SephAgro5 votes

this every fucking game

greekvandaL6 votes

You can't expect that much to be thought of from a guy who plays a champion that only needs 2 buttons to make his champion function to it's max potential and a shield bot holding his hand while at it.

DOUBLE TAPPED E10 votes

What are the 2 buttons? Right click and R?

greekvandaL4 votes

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What are the 2 buttons? Right click and R?

A attack move and MB2 for his glorious high IQ outplays

Grunt6663 votes

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You can't expect that much to be thought of from a guy who plays a champion that only needs 2 buttons to make his champion function to it's max potential and a shield bot holding his hand while at it.

Right I mean unlike the player who spends 95% of the game playing vs the worst ai npc's every designed never having to deal with other actual humans players who then is afforded the luxury of picking every lopsided numbers fight favoring them for the entire game....now that takes REAL SKILL, #junglingissohard

PS HALP shaco invaded my jungle OMG my team did nothing to help me 1v1 him team is bad with no map awareness, oh and thx for the crappy leash!

TheWoollyMammoth4 votes

45% of my game is spent trying to cs, like you. 5% of my game walking from camp to camp to do so. 25% of the time I'm running to lane to save you from your laner or to get you ahead of your laner, and because laners are EASILY the worst AI NPC's designed to date. I dont even ping into ganks because I can Guarantee my 0/2/0 ahri will suddenly decide she is a tank and face dive yasuo, giving away my intent to gank. and the last 25% is trying to gain ANY ground against the enemy jungler. This includes drakes (for my laners), or Herald, so that everyone would have to respect my pressure for a few minutes. Usually leading to a good few awkward tangos with the enemy jungler as we jocky for vision.

PS. HALP shaco invaded my jungle, followed by thresh and Yas. they want my ass on a spit. It puts you behind if they get me, but if my dear friendly laners collapse with lane priority, we can get out on top of it. Team bad, no mia pings, no wards. then scream for ganks when im behind and takes all my freaking jungle farm.

PPS like honestly. F@ck. The enemy jungler doesnt even NEED to counter jungle me. My team is doing it for him. BAD midlaners. Those ARE MY WRAITHS! Yo top. fuck off me Krugs. I need em. Oh hai bot you gonna help me clear gro---.... you f*cker. Its okay guys you can have my blue and red, just let me take some of the cs thats hitting your tower... (DANGER PING) (DANGER PING) (Question mark ping) /all "OMFG THIS NOOB JUNGLER IS TAKING MY CS. LOOK AT HIS FARM. REPORT FOR TROLLING. gg noob jungler is useless. ss and report.

GinormousVner6 votes

Jesus, this board is absolutely embarrassing.

Grunt6664 votes

{quoted}

But you showed up anyway, ignoring my danger ping, walked right over scuttle and told the entire, stronger enemy team that if they collapse on us they can get a free triple and a dragon.

That's why when you come to help after I ping you off, I immediately stop doing drag and jump over the wall, leaving you to your fate.

Dear jungler there is a reason I pinged you off the dragon or enemy jungle, its because we have no lane pressure because the enemy jungler has been ganking non stop while you afk farmed your jungle and or meaningless "counter jungle camps". The enemy team is mia and collapsing on you, that is why we pinged danger and stayed in lane instead of leaving to follow or help, however you ignored all the warnings failed to realize all your lanes are losing because the enemy jungler is ganking non stop so we left you to your fate.

I think I got it right for you :P

big boi edri4 votes

DW, I don’t come even when you want me to. Gotta take that time to last hit those 3 caster minions. Hell, usually I’ll take a shot at the tower while I’m there.

If you haven’t killed it in 10-15 seconds though, I’ll definitley make my way over.

Iffy Jarl2 votes

This is so accurate

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Lmao. Ping for help and they ignore you. Tell them you're just trying to sneak it and they swarm in, leading the enemy bot lane right to ya.

Tbh whenever I do rift herald and my top doesn't help me, I'm like aight fine. But either him or my mid lane always always gets caught out and leads the entire enemy team right to me lol. It's crazy

Granted I don't know why you jumped over the wall? Maybe wait until the enemy actually comes..? If you have a wall jumping ability there's no reason to be afraid of the enemy collapsing on you.

munraker2 votes

you have chat you know?

"bot ill solo drake please dont come"

Not hard, isnt it?

Hópe2 votes

Why is everyone that complains about their bot lane silver or gold 5

quasistellar2 votes

{quoted}

But you showed up anyway, ignoring my danger ping, walked right over scuttle and told the entire, stronger enemy team that if they collapse on us they can get a free triple and a dragon.

That's why when you come to help after I ping you off, I immediately stop doing drag and jump over the wall, leaving you to your fate.

What's also annoying is when bot lane farms instead of fighting for fire drake. Le sigh.

Gelmous1 votes

you mean the jungler never comes bot side when first drake is fire smh

AirKingNeo2 votes

The title should be more about listening to pings. Otherwise, sounds circlejerky.

k wìx1 votes

Pretty sure I do this every game :(

Glilab1 votes

I suppose its better than staying and keep fighting the drake leading to lower health and less opportunity to do some other activity. Besides theres a chance the bot lane might just leave if they're not THAT braindead.

BestPudgeNA1 votes

Udyr Listen to OP he knows what he is talking about

A Nunu1 votes

I think that at least 99% of all Nunu mains have experienced this a minimum of 50 times.

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