Playing in Gold be like:

Man, I thought being in Gold would be amazing! Nope, it's like Silver. Which is like Bronze. Which is like Iron.

Long story short it's all salt but at least I'm climbing.

Spot on

Gets no better in plat.

More like plat

I've reached gold yesterday. Goodbye bucking hateful rankeds and hello funny and enjoyable normals and ARAM.

I find only gold 5 the most stressful.

Anything else, you dont really care and its sort of an issue. People just tend to give up. Stop playing thier OTP, and play mega off role nonsense.

truth

Correction* Playing a MOBA be like: