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greekvandaL2 votes

Vayne is a hard champ -MayneVain

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

"Jayce needs more mana-gain per level so I can spam more."

No joke, that's how he put it.

Glîtchy1 votes

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"Jayce needs more mana-gain per level so I can spam more."

No joke, that's how he put it.

If anything Jayce can stand for a slight scaling nerf.

RageQ21 votes

When the Lee has the new skin, doesn't hit any Q's and says at the end "First time lee"

Boi

Glîtchy2 votes

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When the Lee has the new skin, doesn't hit any Q's and says at the end "First time lee"

Boi

Why buy the skin if you've NEVER played a champ before?

midnight oil242 votes

Because he was an ignorant fool who was unworthy of the god fist.

RageQ21 votes

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Why buy the skin if you've NEVER played a champ before?

Exactly it's like, Boi you don't deserve that skin. I hardly play lee and I know more than that player

midnight oil241 votes

"OMG, Ori, stop sucking so much"- ally (can't remember what champ) who was doing even worse than Ori (me)

Wacky91 votes

The man who said to me that critical strike chance doesn't affect Jhin.

Tahminatrix 1 votes

"Your a noob and noobs lose" when I carried my team "lethality counters armor and out scales armor late game"

Basically an arguement with this dude on enemy team about lethality vs armor... I gave an example over dirk giving 10 lethality and that cloth armor is much cheaper and gives more armor to compensate for 10

Then they said that "lethality scales to lvl 18 and it will counter your cloth armor" ya...up to 10....the given amount....ofc they didnt give me time to explain that and blew me off as a retard then left......

FireDrizzle1 votes

A Yasuo player calling Anivia a "noob champ" because he was losing to my teammates Anivia.

Eternal Torment1 votes

when you are matched in a team of all 5 being bronze and the guy with the worst score calls the guy with the best score "retard bronzie" over dying once when they were in a teamfight >_>

xJLx MCHammer1 votes

"I'm going to go AFK"

then proceeds to go AFK and get banned....

It's like those idiots you hear about on TV who post videos of their crime on Facebook and are shocked to get arrested

Kirius Dark1 votes

"your an idiot" irony

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

"made up quote" -made up yasuo main

Yaśuo Main2 votes

I'm not made up!

TakeAGuessNerd1 votes

A Morgana build item 3142 item 3814 and other lethality/AD items as she say "I'm just testing something new"

Asayake 5150glow1 votes

**rift herald works when you have allies nearby.

Only the chargy thingy doesn't work in teamfights.**

Ok, those werent his exact words, but we had a Udyr jungle who said Rift Herald worked when he was around teammates, He kept telling me to read the description. He even said that it didn't work.. but insisted that it did...

Dragon Master1 votes

"Garen is a tank"

Judge Steven1 votes

I first blood my lane opponent and get "why are you tryharding so much" from all chat in ranked.

DemainaNyx1 votes

"I outdamaged ADC. ADC useless." Yes, we won the game in 25-ish minutes. I'm shocked that the late game Jinx who got ganked 3 times and was focused every team fight didn't out damage your Pantheon.

"You're Caitlyn. You have the longest range. You shouldn't need peel." Really? I don't need peel from the Ahri, Amumu, and Leona who are all flash ulting to kill/stun me every team fight?

"Why are you losing bot to a 0/3 Caitlyn?" I don't know. I don't know why the Ezreal Janna lane can't outpush a Caitlyn (with runaan) Karma lane. So strange.

"Why are you losing to bots?" in a normal game during the April Fools Event.

Warpes1 votes

This happened just last night actually...

Our top lane fizz single handedly lost us the match because "high elo players" always shove lane in completely before roaming or teamfighting, and we're all bad and "bronzies" for not allowing him to. He was full ap (that's right, full ap top), lowest cs, 4-6-1, and silver freaking 2.

This fizz absolutely refused to leave top lane all game, despite never making it anywhere but respawn, despite the fact that his lane was only at tier 2 turret and at inhib on our side, and despite the fact that the enemy team was literally 5 freaking carries that a FIZZ player would have eaten alive.

We were all far enough ahead too that one teamfight would have been enough to close the match out. But it's too bad AP FREAKING FIZZ is a split push (only) champ and not roamer/picks champ, and so we lost... let's see, about 6 or 7 teamfights in a row after that, which would have been easily won with 1 other person involved in living existence.

But it's ok because "this is what high elo players do, and you're all bronze trash". He was dead serious, this was not a troll.

My duo partner and I, and quite apparently the other 2 randoms, have never facepalmed so hard in our lives.

Zelorxon

"who cares about pushing mid"

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